Oral Sex Cures Morning Sickness

[noodles1010]

Studies like this make me LOL...rejecting semen??? Really bro?? The semen isn't still in there a month after the fact, unless you want to call a growing baby semen. LOL. I wonder how low a female's IQ has to be to actually buy this. If I'm puking my brains out daily, or feeling ready to, the last thing I need is something jamming against my gag reflex.

Don't you dare spread this filth... Sperm is good for the woman with morning sickness!!!! We will continue to spread this wonderful news and a new breed of happy man will be born!!! I'm so excited about this!!! God bless CNN. At least now if I gotta deal with her winey ass at 3am that she's hungry and wants a peanut butter and pickle sandwich or whatever weird shit Shes eating at the time, I can look forward to the head I'm getting in another 3-4 hours lmao

 

[nimbus]

meanwhile a janitor at SUNY-Cortland has revealed that anal sex can ease menstrual cramping.

 

[nangiggles]

meanwhile a janitor at SUNY-Cortland has revealed that anal sex can ease menstrual cramping.

This keeps getting better and better. Ladies, have curling pain and cramps? Fuck midol, get a cawk up ur ass!

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[zwhit]

lmao

 

[musclemom]

I could see if this shit was getting posted up on April Fool's Day ...

 

[zwhit]

meanwhile a janitor at SUNY-Cortland has revealed that anal sex can ease menstrual cramping.

I prefer to think semen cures this as well

 

[EarthRider]

this is the best thread on elite, this should be a sticky

 

[muscleaddiction]

you're clearly wrong, a professor even said so.

Has the professor tested it out for himself?

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[muscleaddiction]

This keeps getting better and better. Ladies, have curling pain and cramps? Fuck midol, get a cawk up ur ass!

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LMMFAO!!!

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[rollergirl2]

I personally dont like when girls swallow

Id rather cum and cover thier face/tits/ass/pussy/stomach/back

Something primal about spewing hot demon seed all over a properly fucked womans body

Any articles proclaiming its good for the skin you can dig up?

There was a season on Nip/tuck when they made skin cream out of sperm and sold it to women