I Need To Get Laid

[WIDELAT]

I GOT RID OF MY GIRL AND IT HAS BEEN LIKE TWO WEEKS WITH NO SEX AT ALL AND I'M USED TO 3 TO 4 TIMES EVERYDAY I'M GONNA EXPLODE. I'M PICKY I NEED A HOT CHICK TO BONE DOWN WITH BUT I TELL YOU WHAT THE LONGER IT GOES WITHOUT SEX THE BETTER EVERY GIRL IS LOOKING. I'M DYING HERE AND IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE ALL THE HOT CHICKS LIVE IN CANADA OR UTAH NONE HERE IN SAC?

 

[Benzi]

The fact that sex is better after not having had it for a couple of days is crap. What the hell are we supposed to do in the mean time?

 

[WIDELAT]

I HAD A NEW GIRL IN BED WITH ME LAST NIGHT WHO SLEPT OVER SHE IS A YEAR OLDER THEN ME 24 AND HAS HER MASTERS IN PYSCOLIOGY, ALSO DOES SOME RUNWAY MODELING, IM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP EITHER PERFECT BODY TOTALLY COOL HALF BLACK HALF ITALIAN SO PERFECT LOOKING SKIN AND A TOTALLY GOOD GIRL SHE SLEPT OVER LAST NIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR RELATIONSHIP AND I RESPECT HER TO MUCH TO TRY SOMETHING THE FIRST NIGHT WE KISSED AND CUDDLED IT WAS NICE BUT TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I WAS HOLDING BACK LIKE I WANTED IT TO BE RIGHT OR SOMETHING. AM I GETTING SOFT GUYS OR WHAT ANY OTHER GIRL NO QUESTION YOUR AT MY PAD ITS ON BUT WITH HER I AM INTIMIDATED. KRONKETTE THOSE PICS WERE FROM LAST YEAR IM UP TO 253 NOW MY BACKS JUST A LITTLE FREAKEIR HEE HEE HEE. YOU CAN CHECK IT OUT ANYTIME YOU LIKE THOUGH GIRL

 

[Lumbuss]

Jerk off with your hand if your not getting sex. What do you think your hand is for??? It is to grab your penis and jerk it off like it was a socket wrench that came from jiffey lube. Just go get some tire grease from a hubcap and rub it on your woody and start spanking that sucker and bouncing him off a spoon!!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

wow - friggin idiots

 

[rvd_brock]

Ppl who post in ALL CAPS are really really really cool. They should all be given free plat memberships.
















Morons.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

ONLY F*KIN GAYS USE ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME

 

[Alkybanshee]

The all caps thing makes me read it as if the guy typing is a retard, like he talks real slow.

 

[SoKlueles]

and hes yelling and talking fast.....hehe

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

hehehe