how to pick up girls at the gym?

[bigmann245]

Yeah I generally make it a point to try not to talk to the guys at the gym because once you start it never ends.. but I have been on my fair share of dates with guys from the gym that approached me the proper way... and I have been approached by a TON of a-holes that did it the wrong way!!! the worst is when some fat fucker comes over and trys to "correct" my technique. Or the fucking retards that try to have a conversation with you by following you around from station to station... all the while I am ignoring every fucking word coming out of there mouth!!!

ones that have worked...

the security guard at my gym always walks me to my car.. not because I ask him or anything simply because I see him everyday and we always said hello and then that progressed into him walking to me to my car... well this one cutie noticed this I guess and as I was walking out the door he had been waiting talking to a front person and he asked the security guard if he could walk me tonight.. yeah I was puddy!!!

another was I got a rose and note put in my wiper of my car... the note just was simiple saying that my dedication showed and he didn't want to bother me during my workout but have to congradulate me on my progress and left his number inviting me out for drinks...

I am pretty good friends with the trainers at the gym and I guess this dude noticed me talking to one of them. this trainer and I go run this crazy stairs every once in a while so the dude talked to the trainer about me and got himself invited to the next session... I kicked his ass by the way heehee

the current guy I am dating.. this approached also was helped due to the fact that he is DROP dead gorgouse 5"8 over 200 pounds under 7% body fat and probably has the most beautiful smile EVER!! We had made eye contact A LOT!! passed smiles, never spoke but if I was in line for the water fountain he always would let me in front of him, or in passing in the gym would always stop and let me walk in front of him... always never saying a word he wears head phones and really doesn't talk to anyone he is VERY focused in his workout!!! this continued for a while and it drove me freakin NUTTS!!!! he was always smiling at me but never talked to me so it like planted a seed in me! finally one day I was doing cardio and he came to the machine beside me and I was using everything in my power not to stare at him.. and then he finally spoke to me, "you have the most unbelieveable body I have ever seen on a women, you work out harder then all the men here put together..." long after heehee

yeah on a side.... me and my dude work out together now... and I fucking LOVE it no one bothers me anymore everyone just stares at the two of us.. heehee it is really one of the most erotic things working out with someone that you are so freakin attracted to that literally you are wet when they walk through the door.. many a times I have been ready to jump him right in the middle of the weight room!!! and I think the best compliment I have ever gotten came last week when we were waiting to get some water between exercises, his old dude that had been watching us came up to us and asked if we were getting ready for the muscle mag shoot!!! yeah I am falling hard for this one... I'm a geek!!

thats funny. what i mean is, the most beautiful woman seem to be the most approachable as long as you do it the right way. i was never a guy that could just walk up to a woman i was attracted to and start talking. but the senarios you were in are the same thing i am going through at my gym but im too retarded to know. i am the one that a woman would be talking to practically throwing themselves at me and i have no clue. i am clueless to signs. i see a lot of woman at my gym doing those very things and now that i think about it i resonded the same way but again i am clueless. they smile at me, i see them walk by me quite often and it doesnt even matter where i am at in the gym. ill look up and there she is, the same one. i started thinking i am the one following her. but i always smile at woman, i am told that my smile is attractive so i find myself using it to my advantage. lol... even when i bounced at night clubs, other bouncers walked around with a "Ill kick you ass" look on their face. not me, im the bouncer that always had a smile on. to this day i have not forcefully removed anyone from the club. i was able to talk them out.

but anyway, im getting off subject. im real bad at the signs that woman throw at me. i mean she can give me a piece of paper that says "i want to fuck the shit out of you" and ill be like, this is a joke. duh...... i suck.

but i hope you have a better relationship with your new man this time. i hope he treats you well. if you ever need a mans perspective on things im always here. take care.

 

[bigmann245]

oh yea and i hate it when not only the fat guys that correct me but the young punks that have some smart ass thing to say. one guy came up to me and commented on how little bit of weight i was lifting. he said for a guy your size you should be lifting a hell of a lot more than that. then i see him trying to lift 3 times his weight and just about killing himself using the wrong technique. i tried to tell him its not the amount of weight its the technique you use that builds muscle. im not there to show off.

 

[monteman]

ditto to courtneybcca's comment about getting hot working out with someone you're attracted to! My wife and I workout together and it's so freakin hot! We usually go home and can't help but get it on!

 

[bullandbear]

Plant a seed, let the plant grow, then f**k the plant

 

[mrdeeznuts]

i wouldn't approach a girl while they are working out... if they are serious about there workout then you will just annoy them... if you really want to talk to one... wait for the right moment... like waiting in line for the water fountain just say hello or let her go in front of you... if she is doing cardio you could try to get a machine beside her... say hello and ask her how her day is... if she only gives you one word answers leave her alone.. if she wants to talk to you she will.. and of course SMILE!!! this is a big one guys dont get!!! as she is walking by try to make eye contact and just smile at her... she will either ingore it or smile back but a good way to slowly break the ice...

take this advice its good also keep in mind working out at gym makes a lot of women very horny. there´s a thread on it in the women´s forum

 

[H_T_]

i'd walk by whistling something kool while twirling my dick like a baton..............