How do I get buff???

[BigDogg]

Well you know what i used to do when i was about eight years old? I stuffed socks in my sleeves and and pillows under my shirt. You should try it. And if ya got a lil' guy, it works quite well in the crotch area. Check it out!

 

[TheBandit]

yeah guys...I wanna get huge...I've been working out every body part 7 days a week and I've been starving myself to try to loose fat...I've got my protein intake up to 60 grams a day tho

 

[CRAZYPITBULL]

First,try modifying your diet with avacado salad splints, tofu carrots,and ex-lax, and by big time hip chic mall clothes.As training goes, stick to feather light weights + high reps,and dont forget to supplement with gonad cyclpro-hormomal buff formula # 203-DL ( it's at GNC).

 

[LeviathanX]

PLASTIC SURGERY!

 

[The_RAIDER]

Oh! and by the way... Hold the cheese sauce on the Broccoli..

 

[Harb]

someone plz tell me where to get the toad hormone, and do buy the toad and lick it or just shoot it in your eye

 

[The mann]

you shoot it in your eye after you rub ben-gay on your left nut.after that you must chew ice cubes and whistle dixe,then and only then will you acheive the body of yours dreams...........hahahahahahah

 

[macDbol]

 

[Belial]

Screw you all. The ab-doer, HMB, and ecdysterone are plenty for me. Keep it simple! Worked for me!!!1!!