Why does every man exaggerate their income on the web and in real life?

[plifter]

I make about $35K a year plus another 2 grand in matching 401K funds. I live in WV. The last stats I saw showed me in the top 50% of income for a family of 4 here in WV. However, I'm paying for a family of one. I live solo. I know that sounds like I'm getting paid shit pay for those in more inflated parts of the country. I live in an apartment that would probably cost me over $2000 a month in NYC. I'm paying $465. I've considered transferring to our Seattle office but I've been warned that I would need a huge raise to live the same lifestyle.

I've never heard anyone else on this board admit to making anything less than 6 figures. Statistically, 6 figures is quite well off in most places. Am I the only one that makes less than $100K? I doubt it, but I'm the only one that will tell the truth. Just like I'm the only one that will admit to being hung like a gorilla.

 

[nimbus]

holy insecure

 

[the_alcatraz]

makes me feel more important

 

[nimbus]

i make less than 100k bro; let's go shopping at walmart together while razorguns throws tomatoes at us

 

[EnderJE]

I work for peanuts and am the lowest paid in my team. I don't let it bother me because of my 12" cock. Don't believe me? Ask QT.

 

[The Race The Hunt]

I was engaged in a semi-convo with this jerkoff guy and this piece of ass chick the other day. He was saying how much he hated lounges and clubs (vs. neighborhood bars). he then goes on this self righteous rant about how he's just a relaxed dude and just wants to throw on his hat, head into a cool bar have some beers and talk with peeps. And how he gets looks in some lounge from all the dudes who are wearing expensive clothes and shit.

2 seconds later he drops "and c'mon, man, I mean, I make fucking 6 figures. don't act like you're better than me".

Great job, dude. Nothing like becoming exactly what you advertise you are against.

Point being - jerkoffs are jerkoffs.

 

[the_alcatraz]

I work for peanuts and am the lowest paid in my team. I don't let it bother me because of my 12" cock. Don't believe me? Ask QT.

ololololololololo

 

[MichaelScott]

i make 50k no lie and i have small shween

 

[the_alcatraz]

i make 50k no lie and i have small shween

no shame

 

[MichaelScott]

shameless