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Whats the funniest thing youve seen in the weight room?
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the funniest thing i think ive seen...Is this middle aged man who comes to the gym in his 1980's jane fonda work out gear on.....you know...the head and wrist bands, the short shorts that his cock and balls freely hang out...and he obviously doesnt know..,the thin stringy bodybuilding shirt..that displays his hairy..sagging breast...anyway he loads up the leg press full on both sides...gets in (nuts hanging out of his dazy duke shorts)... unlocks the weight lowers it an inch then extends..repping out for a set of 4-5 =)...he then proceeds to take the weights off...but the dumbass takes it all off of one side...and the machine turns on its side.
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Today we had this guy about 75 or older in the gym. He put like 65 lbs on the bench and did it for a few reps. He then took one of those 5 lbs plates that you use on the machines, the ones that you can slip on and off, and he put it on every single machine he used. It's as if he thought the machine wouldn't work without it. Then he came back, out of the locker room, with his shirt off. I about died, lol.
ThunderGod66
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Ninja: That's a great story
A couple of years ago I started talking to this HUGE crazy looking guy at the gym and he was helping me out. I was wearing my headphones, so he brought up how he used to wear headphones in the gym, but cut the wire and leave it hanging down by his chest. While he was training he would bob his head like he was listening to music, but everyone could see that nothing was there. I laugh everytime I picture the faces of the people wondering what the fuck this guy was doing...but too scared to say anything.
Also, when I used to play football, this pretty big kid was squatting a good amount of weight (don't remember how much). He started to get off balance, then he went to put one side back on the rack and he put his hand on the rack to try to catch his balance, and the bar came down and severed half of his finger off. Okay...that's not funny...but it is a dumbass move so I figured I'd include it.
A couple of years ago I started talking to this HUGE crazy looking guy at the gym and he was helping me out. I was wearing my headphones, so he brought up how he used to wear headphones in the gym, but cut the wire and leave it hanging down by his chest. While he was training he would bob his head like he was listening to music, but everyone could see that nothing was there. I laugh everytime I picture the faces of the people wondering what the fuck this guy was doing...but too scared to say anything.
Also, when I used to play football, this pretty big kid was squatting a good amount of weight (don't remember how much). He started to get off balance, then he went to put one side back on the rack and he put his hand on the rack to try to catch his balance, and the bar came down and severed half of his finger off. Okay...that's not funny...but it is a dumbass move so I figured I'd include it.
enrage
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i have to say those are some very stories. I'm sure each of you have the beach muscle workout people in your gym. their are two of them that workout together at our gym and their exercises are comprised of working chest, shoulders, and arms. For back they do a set or two of pull downs and thats it...no squats, no deadlifts. That pretty much bugs the crap out me when you see fella's with a decent upper body but have the legs of a 12 year old.
I think guys like that fear hard work, sweat and pain.
I think guys like that fear hard work, sweat and pain.
mekannik
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I'm spotting a buddy of mine on bench, he's hitting 275 for 6, and these two dweebs on the next bench over are walking around, chests puffed out, lats flared. So the "powerlifter", with his wrists taped, gets under 254 and bounces 2 reps out. His spotter was yanking the top 1/3 for him, shouting "that's all you".
nice.
Then they switch and the moron starts benching. 245. For one rep. The bar starts descending and you see his legs twitch. A little bounce off the chest and JESUS CHRIST !!! His legs go straight into the air, kicking in every direction. Back arched. Red faced. And the "powerlifter" is pulling up on the bar shouting encouragement.
He racks the bar and they high five each other.
I stood there shaking my head, wondering.
Why god, why? Why wouldn't they ask me to spot them.
nice.
Then they switch and the moron starts benching. 245. For one rep. The bar starts descending and you see his legs twitch. A little bounce off the chest and JESUS CHRIST !!! His legs go straight into the air, kicking in every direction. Back arched. Red faced. And the "powerlifter" is pulling up on the bar shouting encouragement.
He racks the bar and they high five each other.
I stood there shaking my head, wondering.
Why god, why? Why wouldn't they ask me to spot them.
mekannik
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Ok, I just remembered this one.
I'm walking out of the cardio room with my buddy who is just starting to train. As we're opening the door to goto the weight room, I hear a THUMP!, "hey! ouch...", and look over to see... this 14 year old girl do a face plant on the tread mill.
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
The idiot is holding onto one of the verical support bars while the treadmill is zipping on her knees (she was wearing shorts) at about 10 m.p.h.
Her friend on the treadmill next to her was pounding on the console - it took her 4 tries to hit the big red STOP button.
Oh that was funny. And the expression on her face when she was sitting in a heap at the back of the treadmill was priceless.
I'm walking out of the cardio room with my buddy who is just starting to train. As we're opening the door to goto the weight room, I hear a THUMP!, "hey! ouch...", and look over to see... this 14 year old girl do a face plant on the tread mill.
BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
The idiot is holding onto one of the verical support bars while the treadmill is zipping on her knees (she was wearing shorts) at about 10 m.p.h.
Her friend on the treadmill next to her was pounding on the console - it took her 4 tries to hit the big red STOP button.
Oh that was funny. And the expression on her face when she was sitting in a heap at the back of the treadmill was priceless.
mekannik - I ask myself that same question all the time! I love when pussies put too much weight on and ask me for a spot. I make them look like little bitches lettin that weight sit over their heads for a while, not helping but not letting it fall. Then while they're trying to explain how many times they did it last week I always tell them "you probably just didn't get enough sleep" ! haha I hate those pussies.
I love when pussies put too much weight on and ask me for a spot. I make them look like little bitches lettin that weight sit over their heads for a while, not helping but not letting it fall. Then while they're trying to explain how many times they did it last week I always tell them "you probably just didn't get enough sleep" ! haha I hate those pussies.
