This girl that works at my gym.....

[alien amp pharm]

had been checking me out. My workout partner even saw this.

I made eye contact with her one time and she smiled real big, so I'm thinking to myself "This will be like taking candy from a baby". She's petite, cute as can be, and looks fairly young.

Well the day before I was scheduled to go to the gym and make my move, my buddy calls me up and says
"Bro, I asked Josh (guy who also works there) about that chick and she is.......







17 years old!"

lmao. Fuk me and my bad luck.











Now I just gotta find out how many months it is till she turns 18.

 

[artrius]

heh that sucks aren't you like 30?

 

[*MissFit*]

legal..no

 

[needtogetaas]

I would do her annyways.

 

[artrius]

I would do her annyways.

ditto

 

[alien amp pharm]

heh that sucks aren't you like 30?

yes 29.

I had a hat on that day and had just shaven. I look about 18 that way

....and act it too.

 

[The Shadow]

Where the hell is HH??


aap - what did you do with her?

 

[artrius]

yes 29.

I had a hat on that day and had just shaven. I look about 18 that way

....and act it too.

well the way you hit on the women here, i believe it...

of course i don't have much room to talk

 

[alien amp pharm]

Where the hell is HH??


aap - what did you do with her?

We had a game of paper, rock, scissors to decide who got to stay on EF since we argue so much.

Obviously the better man won.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

had been checking me out. My workout partner even saw this.

I made eye contact with her one time and she smiled real big, so I'm thinking to myself "This will be like taking candy from a baby". She's petite, cute as can be, and looks fairly young.

Well the day before I was scheduled to go to the gym and make my move, my buddy calls me up and says
"Bro, I asked Josh (guy who also works there) about that chick and she is.......







17 years old!"

lmao. Fuk me and my bad luck.











Now I just gotta find out how many months it is till she turns 18.

I have to call bullshit darlin sorry...


But I know you don't work out so none of this is even remotly possible.