Really? (Man has sex with 400 cows)

[puddlemonkey]

Well its perfectly legal for men in Washington State to have sex with animals as long as the animal weighs under 40lbs.

Really? I'm in WA State

 

[mustang_00]

i'm gonna play one uppey with him and fuck 401 cows!!!! teach that fucking pervert a lesson

 

[puddlemonkey]

i'm gonna play one uppey with him and fuck 401 cows!!!! teach that fucking pervert a lesson

But its not really sex if you're not big enough to penetrate past the fur.

 

[nimbus]

the problem with fucking that many cows is when a cow you used to fuck sees you fucking a new cow. awkward.

 

[calveless wonder]

the problem with fucking that many cows is when a cow you used to fuck sees you fucking a new cow. awkward.

rofl

 

[mustang_00]

But its not really sex if you're not big enough to penetrate past the fur.

trust me... i'd be in one of it's stomaches....

 

[puddlemonkey]

trust me... i'd be in one of it's stomaches....

Ah, you're into fisting huh?

 

[mustang_00]

i've always said if i can fist a girl to the elbow i'm gonna marry her

 

[puddlemonkey]

i've always said if i can fist a girl to the elbow i'm gonna marry her

Do it yourself abortions?

 

[mustang_00]

now i always have a wire hanger in my trunk!!!

it's physically impossible to.. hence me never getting married!!! a few chix wanted to try though. nice way of finding out whores/sluts i guess