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the same puppy killing joke making attitude on EF i will take with me to the real world. im going to live, instead of be nice. have lots of fun, instead of help people. laugh at old people instead of not kill fucking gay dogs.
anyway i realized today not to ever be nice, ever, to anyone AT ALL EVER FOR REAL, otherwise they will be total dickheads to you. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My friends didn’t save me any weed so when I got off dinner with my family I called up these 2 younger girls and I drove for a while and got free weed. I was being so nice to them on the way there, then as soon as I got high I didn’t care. So I went and drove real shiftily right after smoking. On the way to the place we smoked I handed the ipod to one of the girl sand said you can pick anything u want. She picked some dance techno shit I sorta liked it. Then I asked if she hates rap and she said she hated that shit. So I fuckin blared rap and laughed high as fuck all the way back to her car. I fuckin blasted 3*6 mafia fucked up shit talking about coking up and running trains on whores and shit, all the whil laughing. The girl in the front I used to know back in high school and she was loving all the talk about fucking whores in the song. I normally would be a gentlemen but instead I listened to fuckin 3*6
Whenever people who I meet try and test me physically I always “puss out” because im afraid of taking shit too far and hurting someone. My skinny bitch friends made me feel this way because id fucking own their faggot asses at everything, so I chilled out for them. My fucking afraid of sex roomate also got uncomfortable when I talked about jacking off so I quit talking about fucked up porn stuff in person. Well tonight I just talked about fucked up sex stuff non stop, and then this kid who we visited punched me in the body o whatever so I just started punching him and fucking with him while he was on the phone. This is something id never used to do because its fucked up and mean, but fuck anyone but me. But so I started fucking with him and beating him around. I also made a mess in his car. I rolled a blunt with his weed, spilled some on the floor, and then took a million hits before passing it.
The kid was being gay about something I don’t remember what cause I didn’t listen to a fuckin word he said I just smoked his weed. But so we were talking about sex I guess im not sure but he was being physical and I go “im hornier than you because im a high test individual which is why im way more fucking jacked than you and it also makes me hornier”.
oh ya i also yelled at fuckin old people. i had people talking about me fo ra while because on etime i was smoking with some kids from school i didnt know that well, and an old crippled dude came out o fhis car with a fuckloads of groceries. i carried like 5 fuckin full bags to and from his car while the kid waited for his gf to come out. the guy prolly woulda taken all day to do it himself. but tonight, i turned the music up and yelled fagot and other fucked up shit at an old dude stopped next to me in a light. i turned my music off and yelled it all super loud cause i didnt think he could hear me. even if he did, who the fuck cares. when im old im gunna buy all the drugs and drive and kill shit, team up with michael vic and a baby hospital, babies vs pitbulls bet on how long it takes to fuck it up.
This is my new favorite. When I come home high and try and get the sugar free jellows I take so fucking long and make so much long drawn out noise so I don’t wake my parents and shit and undo and cut the packaging. Fuck that shit I go to school in a couple of days. I went home swung open the fuckin fridge, grabbed two ends of the sugar free jelllow and tore apeart the fuckin wrapping took 2 and threw the shit back in the fridge.
My mom always doesn’t want me locking my door “incase I get a heart attack or a fire happens”. but they knocjk once then open the door. I went into my room now and I locked the door and im about to take my pants off to jack off instead of having to sneak it out my mesh shorts pants leg.
anyway i realized today not to ever be nice, ever, to anyone AT ALL EVER FOR REAL, otherwise they will be total dickheads to you. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My friends didn’t save me any weed so when I got off dinner with my family I called up these 2 younger girls and I drove for a while and got free weed. I was being so nice to them on the way there, then as soon as I got high I didn’t care. So I went and drove real shiftily right after smoking. On the way to the place we smoked I handed the ipod to one of the girl sand said you can pick anything u want. She picked some dance techno shit I sorta liked it. Then I asked if she hates rap and she said she hated that shit. So I fuckin blared rap and laughed high as fuck all the way back to her car. I fuckin blasted 3*6 mafia fucked up shit talking about coking up and running trains on whores and shit, all the whil laughing. The girl in the front I used to know back in high school and she was loving all the talk about fucking whores in the song. I normally would be a gentlemen but instead I listened to fuckin 3*6
Whenever people who I meet try and test me physically I always “puss out” because im afraid of taking shit too far and hurting someone. My skinny bitch friends made me feel this way because id fucking own their faggot asses at everything, so I chilled out for them. My fucking afraid of sex roomate also got uncomfortable when I talked about jacking off so I quit talking about fucked up porn stuff in person. Well tonight I just talked about fucked up sex stuff non stop, and then this kid who we visited punched me in the body o whatever so I just started punching him and fucking with him while he was on the phone. This is something id never used to do because its fucked up and mean, but fuck anyone but me. But so I started fucking with him and beating him around. I also made a mess in his car. I rolled a blunt with his weed, spilled some on the floor, and then took a million hits before passing it.
The kid was being gay about something I don’t remember what cause I didn’t listen to a fuckin word he said I just smoked his weed. But so we were talking about sex I guess im not sure but he was being physical and I go “im hornier than you because im a high test individual which is why im way more fucking jacked than you and it also makes me hornier”.
oh ya i also yelled at fuckin old people. i had people talking about me fo ra while because on etime i was smoking with some kids from school i didnt know that well, and an old crippled dude came out o fhis car with a fuckloads of groceries. i carried like 5 fuckin full bags to and from his car while the kid waited for his gf to come out. the guy prolly woulda taken all day to do it himself. but tonight, i turned the music up and yelled fagot and other fucked up shit at an old dude stopped next to me in a light. i turned my music off and yelled it all super loud cause i didnt think he could hear me. even if he did, who the fuck cares. when im old im gunna buy all the drugs and drive and kill shit, team up with michael vic and a baby hospital, babies vs pitbulls bet on how long it takes to fuck it up.
This is my new favorite. When I come home high and try and get the sugar free jellows I take so fucking long and make so much long drawn out noise so I don’t wake my parents and shit and undo and cut the packaging. Fuck that shit I go to school in a couple of days. I went home swung open the fuckin fridge, grabbed two ends of the sugar free jelllow and tore apeart the fuckin wrapping took 2 and threw the shit back in the fridge.
My mom always doesn’t want me locking my door “incase I get a heart attack or a fire happens”. but they knocjk once then open the door. I went into my room now and I locked the door and im about to take my pants off to jack off instead of having to sneak it out my mesh shorts pants leg.
