I haven't had sex in 5 weeks because...

[Big Buck]

I can't catch my hand. The little fucker is clever....him and his 5 little friends.....When I catch his ass it's all over....AFLACK!!! I had him cornered last night but the fucker gouged me in the eye and got away from me....

 

[WODIN]

Try coaxing him with a plastic play toy.

 

[TheProject]

It got into my hand and went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.

 

[Big Buck]

Try coaxing him with a plastic play toy.

I already tried that, and it didn't work. I even tried taking it out to dinner and buying it roses...didn't help either...fucking prude ass hand!!! Damn born again virgin or something....