how can i tell if my upstairs neighbour is having sex?

[Balls of Steel]

If vaginal fluids seep through your ceiling...they are screwing.

I would open my mouth and just let them drip right on in.

 

[smallmovesal]

without tests...? i mean, what if my neighbour is banging different people all the time?

 

[big4life]

Go nock on their door the next time you hear them.
If they answer the door , then I doubt they were
having sex.

 

[Taps]

I've got a cute girl living next door...she's very, very noisey.

She's always bangin' away at 3am and that shit wakes me up! Then again, listening to her scream isn't a bad way to kill time. Damn that girl has lungs.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

Drill a hole through the wall, and look in.

 

[smallmovesal]

what end of town are you in? lol

oooh hey taps... pm me... i have to tell you something

 

[Fonz]

Noisy beds are hilarious..........

If you have neighbours, you better be ready
for "weird" looks........LOL

And btw, you're going on a phone date?????

An "on top od tripleV".........LOL She lives
in my canadian "hometown"......small but
really nice. I liked Ottawa a lot. Its like the Oxymoron
of Madrid.

Godspeed

 

[smallmovesal]

i'm not going on a phone date.. i am going on a real date with him very soon

 

[Fonz]

i'm not going on a phone date.. i am going on a real date with him very soon

LOL. Sorry, should have been a bit more concise.

What I meant is: Are you going on a BLIND date or
have you seen this guy in PERSON before?

Godspeed

 

[smallmovesal]

we were set up by a mutual friend.. and i've seen pics of him... so it's sorta a blind date.