i never got any attention from chicks ever. and i was becoming depressed because of it. i was becoming a complete dick. one night i was at a party and was in a bad mood. and my friend and I walked by these two chicks and my friend said, "hey." They said "hey" back. i didnt say anything to them. about 15sec into the conversation one girl said to me, "are you gonna talk to us?" I said, "i wasnt planning on it." they were like, OMG what an ass. then they said "why not?" i said, "because i dont want to, you got a problem?" at this point they both were intested in me only, ignoring my friend. i got their attention cuz i didnt care if i got it or not. like i was independent and they knew they didnt have me wrapped around their finger. to make a story short, i got head from the hotter of the two. first time i ever got head. blew my huge load right on her face and said, "you like that, you slut?" (i swear, lol). she replied, "yeah!"
best asshole story ever