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Crazy/funny one night stand stories
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thelocal
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got her wanting to get gangbanged by me my older brother and my best freind i grew up with should be fun tonight
Underwraps
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Ha ha. You're starting to sound like me. You keep that up and you'll get a scolding too. lol Irighti is from the 80s when things were still carefree...
I don't have any stories to match these as far as danger and public exposure, but I've heard the craziest most taboo thing from one BI guy I met. I wish I could flush it out of my head. I'll spare you the eye bugging facts. There's something out local's story w/his cousin that triggered a recall....
Something not so horrifying...um.... and innocent really-
I was in high school and just got devirginized at 17 by my best guy friend (we still keep in touch). I was volunteering at a camp and all the kids had gone home and all that was left was us high school volunteers and the hippy doping camp leaders who busted out champagne and let us have some. (No adult to kiddy action went on that I know of. But minor to minor ...well.... stuff was going down.) B/c of the hippy atmosphere we had all week long been showering together, girls and boys and such in an "open minded" innocent fashion.
There was a guy I had a crush on for a long time. Most of us knew each other and were friends from similar circles.
So, it was the last night of camp and the resident pyro made a huge bonfire out of shipping crate/planks. We teens were skinny dipping in the dark and running amok.
And, I got my wish... walked out into the pitch dark in the middle of a field with my gf and this guy. She got uncomfortable w/his vibe and walked away b/c he was too "animalistic" she said later told me. He was my 2nd guy and the first to try as many different positions as possible like carrying me in front of him and possibly the first I gave head to. That was so long ago. I think it was even the first time a guy used the word "bitch" during sex. So fuzzy....I'm getting old....
Most fetish sex: The BI guy liked to suck on my toes and he licked my ass which was pleasantly surprisingly pleasant.
Most odd sex: One bastard chatting up a storm during the whole thing like it was over coffee. I wanted to say STFU!
Most hard core: Typical really- hair pulling, ass slapping, telling me I'm a naughty little girl who likes to F. Can't stand any of that crap! But, geez louise he's the only one to make me cum w/fingers and mouth- FULL slot machine cash out. He was a lot fatter than I normally would have accepted, but I had a call girl fantasy I wanted to live out and so pretended he was a John I couldn't hand pick in order to get through it. That mind set has always fascinated me. Can't say I got a lot out of it now that I know what it's like. Was just curious.
bblazer
Banned
Dude, I don't mean to poke you with a stick or anything, but I can barely read a word you wrote. Is English a second language for you?
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IrightI
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funny one.. I don't have alot of time but i'm gonna try to do it justice.
I met this Baylor U. chick, they are usually ultraconservative, and she was. As slutty as the other girls were in the other story, this girl was the polar opposite. Inexperienced, innocent, sweet, she could have been a poster child for Baylor. Really naturally beautiful, sandy blond shoulder leagth hair, about 110 lbs, fit like a cheerleader/ gymnast, she had 34 C's but she kept them very much hidden. I'm not sure how we ever got together, but we did. I was already out of school, about 24 or so, so why this 18 year old wanted to go out IDK, maybe the older bad boy thing, who knows. Anyway, we did have a few dates, she was very nice, we did "nice" things, ie, movies, dinner, and I'd take her back to her dorm, on time mind you. I was on my best behavior with her, I treated her well. ( little did she know that I went back to the club after dropping her off and took care of other business)
Any way, we had been dating a while and we were getiing to the point where there was heavy petting, hands into the pants. etc. I took her to my favorite dance club, it was kinda like a second home, I was there 5-6 nights a week. I knew everyone that worked there and most of the patrons. We sat at the table, ordered drinks, danced, nothing unsual. She wasn't a "drinker", and had never had more than one or two, but this night I guess she felt like partying. A few shots later, she was sitting on my lap, she was kissing me like "Yowzer!", seeming not to be thinking about the public display we were making. I wanted to keep kissing her and all, but not there. I knew that the dance floor wall was an accordian type, the type you can open and push together to open it, it slpit the dance floor in half if the other side of the club wasn't needed. The side door to get to the other side was never locked, so we stepped through it into the darkness. The music is thumping, the place is rocking, it has about 100 or so people in it. We stand there in the darkness, the only light was from under the thin accordion wall, it was about 1/2 an inch off the floor, so we had a little light. I proceeded to kiss and fondle each other, she was damn near animalistic, a side I never knew she had. We stood there groping each other, then I sat down on the floor, the dance floor, you could see under the wall and watch peoples feet as they danced. You could hear everyone just feet away. I put her on her back, unbuttoned her shirt and unclasp the front-closuer bra, lucky me. I had her magnificent tits in my hands and mouth, they were simply divine, rock-hard nipples and medium brown aerolas. As she lay there I could see her beautiful face, firm tits and flat stomach in the light, she was sexy as hell. I licked my way down her stomach, kissing, touching, rubbing, making her squirm and pant. We both glanced from time to time through the bottom of the dance floor. I could have easily grabbed someones toe or shoe. LOL
I had her really excited, I rubbed her pussy over her pants and finally she unbuttoned them to give me access. I pulled her hips off the floor and pulled her pants and panties to fer feet. I kiseed and licked my way to her cute little trimmed bush. I nibbled, teased, and sucked on her near pubescent vagina. I LOVE eating pussy, crave it, I've been told that I do a pretty fair job of it as well. I was going to town on that beautiful little box, her knees were spread wide so i could have enough room to suck her clit and put a finger in as well. She was going nuts. I stood up and dropped my pants to the floor, my dick was so hard that a cat couldn't have scatched it. I wanted to fuck this PYT. And I was going to. I kneeled down again covering her body with mine. I could feel her heart pounding, as we lay there in the moment. i wanted to make sure not to hurt her when i put my dick in her so I went down on her pussy again, this time I was trying to make her cum. And.....then. The manager opened the accordion door and there we were laying on the dance floor while he pushed the wall apart. It took about 5 seconds to realize that there were 2 people on the floor fucking , stop and close it again. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I looked up at the people and the looks on their faces were priceless! All I could do was laugh. I mean, what CAN you do. I was nekkid with my american average sticking up to the cieling. I was on the dance floor with a beautiful chick and everyone saw me. That pretty much tells it all. Now, SHE was mortified. Absolutely a wreck. I tried to console her as she pulled her clothes on a ran at full gallop out of the club. I tried to tell her it would be ok but she'd have none of it. I took her back to her dorm, she was not to be consoled. I felt sorry for her. Now, for me, who the fuck cares. I took my happy ass BACK to the club and walked in like I owned the place. I got a few high 5's from the guys and acouple of chicks smiled and made eye contact with "the look." The look that says, "I want you to eat my pussy on the dancefloor of a crowded nightclub and don't stop till I get mine" look. lol And yes, i did pick up, por got picked up as it was, from a chick who was standing over us as the door opened, she was impressed with my American average or either the wetness of the pussy I happened to be eating, no matter, whichever one it was, she wanted to fuck.... and I obliged,
I met this Baylor U. chick, they are usually ultraconservative, and she was. As slutty as the other girls were in the other story, this girl was the polar opposite. Inexperienced, innocent, sweet, she could have been a poster child for Baylor. Really naturally beautiful, sandy blond shoulder leagth hair, about 110 lbs, fit like a cheerleader/ gymnast, she had 34 C's but she kept them very much hidden. I'm not sure how we ever got together, but we did. I was already out of school, about 24 or so, so why this 18 year old wanted to go out IDK, maybe the older bad boy thing, who knows. Anyway, we did have a few dates, she was very nice, we did "nice" things, ie, movies, dinner, and I'd take her back to her dorm, on time mind you. I was on my best behavior with her, I treated her well. ( little did she know that I went back to the club after dropping her off and took care of other business)
Any way, we had been dating a while and we were getiing to the point where there was heavy petting, hands into the pants. etc. I took her to my favorite dance club, it was kinda like a second home, I was there 5-6 nights a week. I knew everyone that worked there and most of the patrons. We sat at the table, ordered drinks, danced, nothing unsual. She wasn't a "drinker", and had never had more than one or two, but this night I guess she felt like partying. A few shots later, she was sitting on my lap, she was kissing me like "Yowzer!", seeming not to be thinking about the public display we were making. I wanted to keep kissing her and all, but not there. I knew that the dance floor wall was an accordian type, the type you can open and push together to open it, it slpit the dance floor in half if the other side of the club wasn't needed. The side door to get to the other side was never locked, so we stepped through it into the darkness. The music is thumping, the place is rocking, it has about 100 or so people in it. We stand there in the darkness, the only light was from under the thin accordion wall, it was about 1/2 an inch off the floor, so we had a little light. I proceeded to kiss and fondle each other, she was damn near animalistic, a side I never knew she had. We stood there groping each other, then I sat down on the floor, the dance floor, you could see under the wall and watch peoples feet as they danced. You could hear everyone just feet away. I put her on her back, unbuttoned her shirt and unclasp the front-closuer bra, lucky me. I had her magnificent tits in my hands and mouth, they were simply divine, rock-hard nipples and medium brown aerolas. As she lay there I could see her beautiful face, firm tits and flat stomach in the light, she was sexy as hell. I licked my way down her stomach, kissing, touching, rubbing, making her squirm and pant. We both glanced from time to time through the bottom of the dance floor. I could have easily grabbed someones toe or shoe. LOL
I had her really excited, I rubbed her pussy over her pants and finally she unbuttoned them to give me access. I pulled her hips off the floor and pulled her pants and panties to fer feet. I kiseed and licked my way to her cute little trimmed bush. I nibbled, teased, and sucked on her near pubescent vagina. I LOVE eating pussy, crave it, I've been told that I do a pretty fair job of it as well. I was going to town on that beautiful little box, her knees were spread wide so i could have enough room to suck her clit and put a finger in as well. She was going nuts. I stood up and dropped my pants to the floor, my dick was so hard that a cat couldn't have scatched it. I wanted to fuck this PYT. And I was going to. I kneeled down again covering her body with mine. I could feel her heart pounding, as we lay there in the moment. i wanted to make sure not to hurt her when i put my dick in her so I went down on her pussy again, this time I was trying to make her cum. And.....then. The manager opened the accordion door and there we were laying on the dance floor while he pushed the wall apart. It took about 5 seconds to realize that there were 2 people on the floor fucking , stop and close it again. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I looked up at the people and the looks on their faces were priceless! All I could do was laugh. I mean, what CAN you do. I was nekkid with my american average sticking up to the cieling. I was on the dance floor with a beautiful chick and everyone saw me. That pretty much tells it all. Now, SHE was mortified. Absolutely a wreck. I tried to console her as she pulled her clothes on a ran at full gallop out of the club. I tried to tell her it would be ok but she'd have none of it. I took her back to her dorm, she was not to be consoled. I felt sorry for her. Now, for me, who the fuck cares. I took my happy ass BACK to the club and walked in like I owned the place. I got a few high 5's from the guys and acouple of chicks smiled and made eye contact with "the look." The look that says, "I want you to eat my pussy on the dancefloor of a crowded nightclub and don't stop till I get mine" look. lol And yes, i did pick up, por got picked up as it was, from a chick who was standing over us as the door opened, she was impressed with my American average or either the wetness of the pussy I happened to be eating, no matter, whichever one it was, she wanted to fuck.... and I obliged,
sweeeet
Underwraps
New member
I wonder where she is now? In a convent? A missionary in Uganda? LOL! She at least has the "I was drunk." excuse. Wow, that could have sexually messed her up for life. Now evertime a guy goes down on her, she will always also see the faces of the people when that wall. opened! Oh, poor thing! And the guys won't understand why she doesn't like it...
Or, she will be forever disappointed that all the others aren't as good as you were and she's still looking for you? So, what was the song playing? Frankie Goes to Hollywood? "Relax"? Or was this the 70's? Donna Summer's "Love to Love You Baby"? (The raunchiest moans in a pop song EVER!) -1975- Must play while reading any future IRIGHTI stories...
