Crazy/funny one night stand stories

[1longdong]

I went to a bar one night in San Antonio, just there to have a few beers. Noticed one dude so drunk he couldn't say his name. He was all decked out like he was going to be on TV, he was trying hard to get with this chick. I was just standing there in my jeans and t-shirt. Well, the girls friend came over and asked if I would go talk to her to get the drunk idiot to leave her alone. Long story short, I ended up banging both of them together. They loved it, and I was very well taken care of that night. I was 29, they were both 40'ish. Unreal!

 

[IrightI]

hey, those are normal stories, tell some better ones. with details....
mine are all long, I have written them here before so I'm trying to locate them. If not I'll hunt& peck them out again if I have to.... I'm wanting to find the one with the chick and her knives...

 

[billfred]

I went to a bar one night in San Antonio, just there to have a few beers. Noticed one dude so drunk he couldn't say his name. He was all decked out like he was going to be on TV, he was trying hard to get with this chick. I was just standing there in my jeans and t-shirt. Well, the girls friend came over and asked if I would go talk to her to get the drunk idiot to leave her alone. Long story short, I ended up banging both of them together. They loved it, and I was very well taken care of that night. I was 29, they were both 40'ish. Unreal!

The chick and the drunk dude?

 

[downunder hunter]

hey, those are normal stories, tell some better ones. with details....
mine are all long, I have written them here before so I'm trying to locate them. If not I'll hunt& peck them out again if I have to.... I'm wanting to find the one with the chick and her knives...

Chick with knives? LOL

Ive got a few, Ill share one of mine

I was at the horse races it was the spring carnival so it was packed! I always like going to the races because you can get suited up and wasted and all the fine ladies are dressing to impress with their races dresses and headpeices and such.

Well I was ther with my buddies and their girlfriends, which all happen to be friends with my girlfriend who didnt come we were on the rocks at this point in our relationship.

I notice this gorgeous girl talking to a girl from my group, shes blonde, natural tan, natural big boobs, fit as fuck. My type of girl! they had the same dress on so there talking shit. then she comes and sits next to me and were flirting like crazy and im tryin to keep it on the down low cause I didnt want eveyone seeing naturally

I ask her if she wants to go get a drink from inside the stadium shes keen its almost like she knows whats going to happen next because she makes the first move! we get to the end of the massive drink line and start making out. shes grabbing my hand and puttin it up her dress and im thinking in my head this is fucking incredible!! I grab her hand and i say lets go find somehwere to fuck. I see a service elevetator so im like hell yeah havent done this before!!

We wait for the elevator but there a is a cleaner insde so we go down to the bottom level and it takes us to a little passageway that leads to under the stadium stairs, so we can see hundreds of people around but no one can see us, or so we thought. I lift her up on a ledge get her boobsd out drop my pants and start doin the damn thang!! She is absolutely smoking her boobs were perfect vajaja was tight and so pretty she was moaning I was loving life! I was that excited It didnt take me lond to bust my nut I peer to my left and just as i bust 6 security guards come rushing around the corner "you cant fucking do that here mate!' LOL So im standing there with my mauve shirt on pants around my ankles, split second after i bust my nut and my big boner was out for all to see I turn to the chick in front of me and all I can do is laugh

The girl was so embarrassed, they threatened to press charges as they escorted both of us from the venue by that stage there were about ten of them It was a long ass walk threw thousands of people I didnt care though i was as proud as can be, i was even sharing my story with one of the cool maori security. I had to tell my friends that I got kicked out for bumpin some charlie in the toilets and none of them suspected anything lol the perfect crime, ahhh the memories

 

[IrightI]

Chick with knives? LOL

Ive got a few, Ill share one of mine

I was at the horse races it was the spring carnival so it was packed! I always like going to the races because you can get suited up and wasted and all the fine ladies are dressing to impress with their races dresses and headpeices and such.

Well I was ther with my buddies and their girlfriends, which all happen to be friends with my girlfriend who didnt come we were on the rocks at this point in our relationship.

I notice this gorgeous girl talking to a girl from my group, shes blonde, natural tan, natural big boobs, fit as fuck. My type of girl! they had the same dress on so there taling shit. then she comes and sits next to me and were flirting like crazy and im tryin to keep it on the down low cause I didnt want eveyone seeing naturally

I ask her if she wants to go get a drink from inside the stadium shes keen its almost like she knows whats going to happen next because she makes the first move! we get to the end of the massive drink line and start making out. shes grabbing my hand and puttin it up her dress and im thinking in my head this is fucking incredible!! I grab her hand and i say lets go find somehwere to fuck. I see a service elevetator so im like hell yeah havent done this before!!

We wait for the elevator but there a is a cleaner insde so we go down to the bottom level and it takes us to a little passageway that leads to under the stadium stairs, so we can see hundreds of people around but no one can see us, or so we thought. I lift her up on a ledge get her boobsd out drop my pants and start doin the damn thang!! She is absolutely smoking her boobs were perfect vajaja was tight and so pretty she was moaning I was loving life! I was that excited It didnt take me lond to bust my nut I peer to my left and just as i bust 6 security guards come rushing around the corner "you cant fucking do that here mate!' LOL So im standing there with my mauve shirt on pants around my ankles and a big boner I turn to the chick in front of me and all I can do is laugh

The girl was so embarrassed, they threatened to press charges as they escorted both of us from the venue by that stage there were about ten of them It was a long ass walk threw thousands of people, I had to tell my friends that I got kicked out for bumpin some charlie in the toilets and none of them suspected anything lol the perfect crime, ahhh the memories

LMAO! thats more like it!! good one.... mate

I have one here also about fucking this chick in a club on the dance floor, that one was funny as fuck too, atleast for me.... lol

 

[Wh1teruss1an]

mine..i was 17 just abotu to turn 18,i had my male cusin with me he was 16..it was a normal night we were high,drunk,just got some smoke and sold some,was killing time so i said hey cuz ima jump on a yahoo chat room see if any chicks are local..BINGO found one chick in like 10mins..she was 28 red hair,recently sperated..went picked her up(its like 1am).all loaded..went to the local baseball field tag teamed her in the middle of the field,then hit it in my car..ony thing is i was kinda passing out at the same time,ben up for a couple days drinking i was running on low energy,eventluy i was liek yo,fuck my cuz i cant go..driving her home and she was giving me road head,busted all in her mouth,lmao...then my cusin made out wiht her,,SICK

Did your cousin know when he was making out with her that you just busted in her mouth? lol

 

[thelocal]

lol idk but he HAD to know,who doesnt pay attention to that stuff?

 

[nangiggles]

lol idk but he HAD to know,who doesnt pay attention to that stuff?

at the very least he must have tasted something different xD

 

[thelocal]

lol nasty

 

[nangiggles]

lol nasty

Ur in the perfect place to share ur new story