Crazy/funny one night stand stories

[jkjnr202]

OK. so i think this is a bit "funny". Meet a younger chick on line. Go out for a drink. Very reserved. Hardly talks. Back to my place. Sit on the couch. She is frozen so i say there is a spare bed for her. She says she DOES want something. She asks if i could "carry her" .I say yeah i guess so. She says, "but really - carry like a child". So a bit of weird silence. She asks again. So i go "ok" and carry her around the house like a child. We go to bed and she is silent. Im happy to go to bed and forget this one. But she wants the action. But is like one of those fake sleeping porno rape actors. She is still keen, so i undress this rag doll and fuck her more and more nasty. She continues silent rag doll pose. So i try pillow over face and fuck her that way until she finally makes a response (to avoid suffocation it seems). Ask is she ok. She says yes. Dont stop. So flip her over and finish from behind. I go to sleep. She remains silent and still. Drive her home in silence next morning.

If any members have psychoanalytic training id be grateful for analysis.

 

[IrightI]

OK. so i think this is a bit "funny". Meet a younger chick on line. Go out for a drink. Very reserved. Hardly talks. Back to my place. Sit on the couch. She is frozen so i say there is a spare bed for her. She says she DOES want something. She asks if i could "carry her" .I say yeah i guess so. She says, "but really - carry like a child". So a bit of weird silence. She asks again. So i go "ok" and carry her around the house like a child. We go to bed and she is silent. Im happy to go to bed and forget this one. But she wants the action. But is like one of those fake sleeping porno rape actors. She is still keen, so i undress this rag doll and fuck her more and more nasty. She continues silent rag doll pose. So i try pillow over face and fuck her that way until she finally makes a response (to avoid suffocation it seems). Ask is she ok. She says yes. Dont stop. So flip her over and finish from behind. I go to sleep. She remains silent and still. Drive her home in silence next morning.

If any members have psychoanalytic training id be grateful for analysis.

LOL, that's TOO funny! thanks for that one....

 

[downunder hunter]

OK. so i think this is a bit "funny". Meet a younger chick on line. Go out for a drink. Very reserved. Hardly talks. Back to my place. Sit on the couch. She is frozen so i say there is a spare bed for her. She says she DOES want something. She asks if i could "carry her" .I say yeah i guess so. She says, "but really - carry like a child". So a bit of weird silence. She asks again. So i go "ok" and carry her around the house like a child. We go to bed and she is silent. Im happy to go to bed and forget this one. But she wants the action. But is like one of those fake sleeping porno rape actors. She is still keen, so i undress this rag doll and fuck her more and more nasty. She continues silent rag doll pose. So i try pillow over face and fuck her that way until she finally makes a response (to avoid suffocation it seems). Ask is she ok. She says yes. Dont stop. So flip her over and finish from behind. I go to sleep. She remains silent and still. Drive her home in silence next morning.

If any members have psychoanalytic training id be grateful for analysis.

haha yeah thats a good one bro!!