so you're NOT going to tell her that her vaggie stinks/tastes bad? Uh, ok? Why? Are you just going to have this concoction in your back pocket and then whip it out when she's got them spread? Isn't she going to say wtf is that, or will she say 'finally my stinky pudd will finally taste good i've tried everything else!'? A simple, could ya wash that a little cleaner tomorrow would do just fine bro, worst case scenario you use some fruit or candy and introduce it that way. To me a vag stankin or tastin bad is just flat out not clean enough. Take a shower, clean that shit out.