Just caught my roommate watching gay porn...

[DcupSheepNipples]

whatever on your rambling, but I tried to give you karma for being the 100th reply to my thread. I searched and I searched and I found no other thread that got to 100 replies as fast as mine. I think I really broke some records. Sit tight, Im bracing for the 1000th view-oddly enough though, for as great as this thread was, I received absolutely zero karma from anyone. Whats that all about?!

The Dcup factor gets you a 10 to 1 factor on replies and views! So I agree I deserve it but by no means will I whore for it!

When your type of handle gets a lot of green it runes the bit! Having little, grey, or red karma makes you get even more replies and views! It's sort of like a gangster attitude for rappers, it gives you credibility on the street or in this case the CC board!

 

[Mandinka2]

Oh, come on now, thats just plain mean. I hardly think the wax jobs were a factor, this thread is mine all mine.

Actually that reminds me , have you watched ur roommate in a shower yet? Just to make sure he's not gay i mean.

 

[anabolicmd]

Actually that reminds me , have you watched ur roommate in a shower yet? Just to make sure he's not gay i mean.

Now you are getting into the spirit...we all shower like crazy down here because of the heat.

 

[anabolicmd]

The Dcup factor gets you a 10 to 1 factor on replies and views! So I agree I deserve it but by no means will I whore for it!

When your type of handle gets a lot of green it runes the bit! Having little, grey, or red karma makes you get even more replies and views! It's sort of like a gangster attitude for rappers, it gives you credibility on the street or in this case the CC board!

I actually comprehended 0% of that.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I actually comprehended 0% of that.

playa hater!

 

[anabolicmd]

When your type of handle gets a lot of green it runes the bit! Having little, grey, or red karma makes you get even more replies and views!

Really, what the fuck does this mean?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Really, what the fuck does this mean?

If you have negative Karma people will follow your every move on the board! They are facinated by that stuff! You will have threads will thousands of posts and replies! But you already knew that! I really think you are a Genius and have the autistic savant syndrome like me! Thats two things now!

 

[vixenbabe]

Its easy for you to say, as you are GENETICALLY INCAPABLE of dishonesty, right?

Genetics has NOTHING to do with it...Last time I checked, it was liked living with a clear conscience.

 

[WODIN]

Anabolicmd test your roomie. Take him shopping for shoes and see how many times he says Fabulous.

 

[Y_lifter]

Watch Gay Porn ?
Hell, I can't even bring myself to watch Will and Grace...

 

[john937]

Hell, I can't even bring myself to watch Will and Grace...

Neither can I. Die, Will&Grace, Die...

Well, if your roommate is telling the truth, then something really insane is going on.
Somewhere there is a college professor that seems to think you're going to learn something real about gay society by watching gay porn.
You've seen straight porn. Can you imagine what an alien society would think of us if all they saw was a straight porn?

 

[anabolicmd]

Genetics has NOTHING to do with it...Last time I checked, it was liked living with a clear conscience.

Really? You know, Hitler was known for sleeping like a baby every night of his life. He was real good at bending morality around his actions...which is what you do on a smaller scale of course.

 

[anabolicmd]

Anabolicmd test your roomie. Take him shopping for shoes and see how many times he says Fabulous.

I think just two guys going shoe shopping would be gay enough.

 

[Scottie2]

We had a long talk. Everything is cool, he was watching it for a class. He does the techno/disco thing cause it makes him feel like he's back at the rave btw.

hey, well sometimes i like to feel like i'm back at a rave too.. but usually i'm FULLY CLOTHED and NOT watching gay porn..

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I think just two guys going shoe shopping would be gay enough.

Does this mean you are gay?

Jen would be mortified.

 

[anabolicmd]

Does this mean you are gay?

You are just saying that because I never touch you during our threesomes. If you can work out that rule with Jen, Ill be more than glad to erase any doubt you have about my sexuality.
j/k on second thought that could be seen as a little bit sleazy.

 

[anabolicmd]

hey, well sometimes i like to feel like i'm back at a rave too.. but usually i'm FULLY CLOTHED and NOT watching gay porn..

Oh come on dont try to act so righteous, Ive seen those raves and half the time people dont even know who theyre grinding on anyway so dont even try to come of as some kind of conservative raver now.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Oh come on dont try to act so righteous, Ive seen those raves and half the time people dont even know who theyre grinding on anyway so dont even try to come of as some kind of conservative raver now.

Yea...

They get in a trance

LOL

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

You are just saying that because I never touch you during our threesomes. If you can work out that rule with Jen, Ill be more than glad to erase any doubt you have about my sexuality.
j/k on second thought that could be seen as a little bit sleazy.

good thing you are j/k

you are the sleazy one!

 

[anabolicmd]

Yea...

They get in a trance

LOL

Tell me about it. Hes got Dj Hydro-boogie or something cranked in the living room right now...I hope he doesnt get carried away...

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Tell me about it. Hes got Dj Hydro-boogie or something cranked in the living room right now...I hope he doesnt get carried away...

That one song he had playing the other day was interesting.

Is he easily amused? I noticed he kept rewinding to the part in the song that said "Pull my hair! Grab my ass! Who's your daddy?". It sure was interesting...

 

[anabolicmd]

good thing you are j/k

you are the sleazy one!

You can call me Sleazy Juan.

 

[anabolicmd]

That one song he had playing the other day was interesting.

Is he easily amused? I noticed he kept rewinding to the part in the song that said "Pull my hair! Grab my ass! Who's your daddy?". It sure was interesting...

Oh yeah, thats his custom mix, he uses some Neurotica samples and beats, then he loops them up or whatever and it just plays for like an hour...he gets all bugged out about it

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Oh yeah, thats his custom mix, he uses some Neurotica samples and beats, then he loops them up or whatever and it just plays for like an hour...he gets all bugged out about it

Those words are not contained in any Neurotica songs at all! Don't isult them like that.

 

[anabolicmd]

Those words are not contained in any Neurotica songs at all! Don't isult them like that.

I could have sworn I heard it, but I could be wrong, sorry.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Wrong, you are!

 

[anabolicmd]

Wrong, you are!

Oh...Im not a big Star Wars fan...

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Me neither. I hate Star Wars.

 

[anabolicmd]

Me neither. I hate Star Wars.

Hold that thought!

 

[anabolicmd]

Wrong, you are!

Ok, Im back. Didnt you play that song the other night, and tell me it was neurotica?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Ok, Im back. Didnt you play that song the other night, and tell me it was neurotica?

What song?

The one that has "Up and down. Up and down. In and out. In and out. Pull my hair. Grab my ass. Who's your daddy?"

 

[anabolicmd]

What song?

The one that has "Up and down. Up and down. In and out. In and out. Pull my hair. Grab my ass. Who's your daddy?"

Jes, dat juan.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Jes, dat juan.

Rebirth of him huh?

That song is a hard house song from Paul's collection. I think it's OD404 by Disco Cop.

Good stuff!

 

[anabolicmd]

Rebirth of him huh?

That song is a hard house song from Paul's collection. I think it's OD404 by Disco Cop.

Good stuff!

WHAT?! I cant hear you turn it down!

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Actually that reminds me , have you watched ur roommate in a shower yet? Just to make sure he's not gay i mean.

That's not his potentially gay roommate that showers with him

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

WHAT?! I cant hear you turn it down!

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Something to do with $140 wax jobs i imagine.

What does my waxing have to do with his potentially gay roomie??

 

[anabolicmd]

That's not his potentially gay roommate that showers with him

And theres nothing dirty about that!

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

And theres nothing dirty about that!

Right...

showers and those in them are clean

 

[anabolicmd]

Right...

showers and those in them are clean

A handjob in the shower is as good as regular sex in a bed as far as Im concerned.

 

[rsnoble]

He is gay or bi, period. This becomes a problem if:

1. You aren't getting any and decide a blowjob by him is better than nothing, or:

2. Out of curiosity, you pop the tapes on while he isn't home and find yourself getting aroused.

If either of the above 2 happen, might I suggest buying some extra strenght mudrider condoms and a gallon of lube before buying your next alcoholic beverages. The keyword is "next".

 

[anabolicmd]

might I suggest buying some extra strenght mudrider condoms

Thanks for that funny contribution to my summer blockbuster record breaking thread! Its only two days old and like 130 responses, over 1300 views...Im understandably very proud.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Thanks for that funny contribution to my summer blockbuster record breaking thread! Its only two days old and like 130 responses, over 1300 views...Im understandably very proud.

You're a nerd!

 

[rsnoble]

Thanks for that funny contribution to my summer blockbuster record breaking thread! Its only two days old and like 130 responses, over 1300 views...Im understandably very proud.

No doubt. Sex sales. You can see this entire board is in the fucking gutter!

 

[anabolicmd]

No doubt. Sex sales. You can see this entire board is in the fucking gutter!

I dont think so. People just relate to realness, I just keep it real.

 

[anabolicmd]

You're a nerd!

OH YEAH?!


AND BY THE WAY I THINK ITS A SHAME FOR THIS BOARD THAT I RECEIVED ABSOLUTELY ZERO, ZILCH KARMA FOR THIS THREAD EVEN THOUGH ITS THE BIGGEST FASTEST AND MOST ENTERTAINING THREAD IN RECENT HISTORY.

 

[Code]

OH YEAH?!


AND BY THE WAY I THINK ITS A SHAME FOR THIS BOARD THAT I RECEIVED ABSOLUTELY ZERO, ZILCH KARMA FOR THIS THREAD EVEN THOUGH ITS THE BIGGEST FASTEST AND MOST ENTERTAINING THREAD IN RECENT HISTORY.

No no, it's your ego that is the biggest fattest in history.

 

[anabolicmd]

No no, it's your ego that is the biggest fattest in history.

That may well be but look at the numbers, youre a numbers guy, the numbers tell the whole story. Two days, 1400 views and around 140 replies. There is no thread that has done that without being a sticky or a combination of several threads on the same topic, trust me. Interestingly enough, the 10:1 view/reply ratio was present throughout the entire life of the thread. So you dont think its odd that hundreds of people enjoyed the thread, yet no one left any karma?

 

[Code]

By the numbers you account for more than a third of the traffic on this thread.

 

[anabolicmd]

By the numbers you account for more than a third of the traffic on this thread.

That may or may not be true, I havent checked. All I know is all my traffic is made up of responses to peoples replies, and I only replied to those that I felt required a response. There are no "fluff" posts by me on this thread. Its totally 100% legitimate, so I really dont think it matters.

 

[Code]

More than a third of you replies are non-sequitors like:
"You can call me Sleazy Juan."

I don't see how that's legit, but yea are right. This thread is huge for someone who doesn't have a vagina and allegedly isn't gay.

 

[anabolicmd]

More than a third of you replies are non-sequitors like:
"You can call me Sleazy Juan."

I don't see how that's legit, but yea are right. This thread is huge for someone who doesn't have a vagina and allegedly isn't gay.

See, I knew you werent reading it right. The "Sleazy Juan" post is not a non-sequitur. In it, I clearly quote nevrbuffenuff_girl's post where she said and I quote "You are the sleazy one" and I replied with a hispanic parody of "sleazy one", Sleazy Juan. Trust me, there are no non sequiturs on my part, not a one.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Why is this bogus thread still going??

Because 2Thick has not decided to lock it yet!

If I were gay, I would not want someone with a big penis.

 

[Code]

See, I knew you werent reading it right. The "Sleazy Juan" post is not a non-sequitur. In it, I clearly quote nevrbuffenuff_girl's post where she said and I quote "You are the sleazy one" and I replied with a hispanic parody of "sleazy one", Sleazy Juan. Trust me, there are no non sequiturs on my part, not a one.

I'm pulling these numbers outta my ass anyway, just giving you a hard time.

 

[crmdogg]

kick him out bro, don't mess around with gay porn.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Why is this bogus thread still going??

 

[hayrab]

LOL, this is too funny

I would not ask him to move out.............

I WOULD MOVE OUT, well not move out.... just leave, then and there, Then send him an email and demand payment for everything of mine in the place ......... and DONT take cash or check, make him do a wire transfer .... DONT WANT TO TOUCH THE MONEY EITHER .....

Also take a bath in alcohol as soon as possible, and get a HIV test as soon as possible... ( He may have infected you with the food ) have your stomach pumped and get a blood transfusion just in case

 

[anabolicmd]

I'm pulling these numbers outta my ass anyway, just giving you a hard time.

Damn now I feel like such a fool for actually doing all my calculations!

 

[anabolicmd]

Why is this bogus thread still going??

Bro, I seriously doubt that all your threads combined have half the numbers of this thread. Getting close to 1600/160 view reply score, and 2000/200 is right around the corner baby!

 

[MeatHead57]

so i see u havent takin my advice of throwing him and the tv along with the remot and couch out of your window?>

 

[Tiervexx]

Bro, I seriously doubt that all your threads combined have half the numbers of this thread. Getting close to 1600/160 view reply score, and 2000/200 is right around the corner baby!

LOL!!

trying to set a record or somthing?

 

[anabolicmd]

LOL!!

trying to set a record or somthing?

No, its not that at all. I was just wandering how come not one person gave me karma for this thread because I noticed that it was very popular. Still havent gotten any as a matter of fact.

 

[anabolicmd]

so i see u havent takin my advice of throwing him and the tv along with the remot and couch out of your window?>

Well, let me catch you up on the latest. He actually brought a girl home last night. She was tall, dark, sexy and mysterious. They didnt hang around much, just headed for his room. You could hear him banging her for two hours solid. He only came out once or twice to say whats up and give me a confident wink and a thumbs up. I think this kid is gonna be allright...

 

[Tiervexx]

speaking of karma thanks to darktooth i got my second grean point under my name.

 

[Mandinka2]

Well, let me catch you up on the latest. He actually brought a girl home last night. She was tall, dark, sexy and mysterious. They didnt hang around much, just headed for his room. You could hear him banging her for two hours solid. He only came out once or twice to say whats up and give me a confident wink and a thumbs up. I think this kid is gonna be allright...

I bet $140 that she was fucking him in the ass with a strap on. Will u take that bet or ya wanna raise?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I bet $140 that she was fucking him in the ass with a strap on. Will u take that bet or ya wanna raise?

 

[anabolicmd]

I bet $140 that she was fucking him in the ass with a strap on. Will u take that bet or ya wanna raise?

Hmmm, Ill see that bet and raise you a big black dildo up your ass. Can you handle that bet?

 

[Mandinka2]

Hmmm, Ill see that bet and raise you a big black dildo up your ass. Can you handle that bet?

That was what u were after along wasn't it? All this shower and 3 some talk was just a tease.... I wanna be respected for my persoanality!
Anyway I don't like black......

 

[anabolicmd]

That was what u were after along wasn't it? All this shower and 3 some talk was just a tease.... I wanna be respected for my persoanality!
Anyway I don't like black......

Well, you brought up the strap on, and I didnt want you to feel left out of the shower threesome

 

[anabolicmd]

BTW, thanks very much I did get the pic you resized for me but in the meantime I found one that I like better. What do you think?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

BTW, thanks very much I did get the pic you resized for me but in the meantime I found one that I like better. What do you think?

The other one was a lot better in my opinion.

 

[anabolicmd]

The other one was a lot better in my opinion.

Really? I like it because you made it for me but this one is more dramatic. Its the same character though. But since I do value your opinion and appreciate your good taste, Im going to try the other one for a while.

 

[Bam Bam]

Hey nvrbuffenuff_girl, check your pms and your mail. Let me know what is up. BamBam

 

[anabolicmd]

Hey nvrbuffenuff_girl, check your pms and your mail. Let me know what is up. BamBam

Hi BamBam, Nevrbuffenuff_girl has entrusted me with screening her mail and pm's because of the high volume of obscene and hounding messages she was getting. I forward all legitimate questions to her so she doesnt havent be bothered by rude sexual comments, sales pitches, movie offers and marriage proposals. If you dont ever get a response, now you at least know what happened.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Hi BamBam, Nevrbuffenuff_girl has entrusted me with screening her mail and pm's because of the high volume of obscene and hounding messages she was getting. I forward all legitimate questions to her so she doesnt havent be bothered by rude sexual comments, sales pitches, movie offers and marriage proposals. If you dont ever get a response, now you at least know what happened.

Nevrbuffenuff_girl may have entrusted you with screening her mail and pm's but not I, nvrbuffenuff_girl.

 

[anabolicmd]

Nevrbuffenuff_girl may have entrusted you with screening her mail and pm's but not I, nvrbuffenuff_girl.

Way to slam me in public buff! Who was in my shower last week, you or nevrbuffenuff_girl? I really must know!

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Way to slam me in public buff! Who was in my shower last week, you or nevrbuffenuff_girl? I really must know!

so what are you other Tampa Bay area peeps up to this weekend??

 

[anabolicmd]

so what are you other Tampa Bay area peeps up to this weekend??

I just realized I got stood up for a party. Im just going to get together with some friends and go out for a little bit.

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

I just realized I got stood up for a party. Im just going to get together with some friends and go out for a little bit.

this side of the bay or yours??

 

[anabolicmd]

this side of the bay or yours??

Oh well prolly stay in St Pete checkout the Coliseum, maybe Stormans, dont go to clubs too much but got a friend from out of town in so...just got out of the shower, gotta be out the door by 9 sharp

 

[sorerotators]

http://prycless.orsm.net/php/showme...et/prycless/prycless37/images/prycless722.jpg

 

[kingsbury]

let it be

big deal...live and let live....as long as he doesn't rape you there isn't any problem.....so what, he's gay? OMG thats so rare these days, what should we do.......just leave him alone......

 

[anabolicmd]

Re: let it be

big deal...live and let live....as long as he doesn't rape you there isn't any problem.....so what, he's gay? OMG thats so rare these days, what should we do.......just leave him alone......

I tried to return your pm but your box is full. Anyway, I asked him and he doesnt want your number.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

BTW, thanks very much I did get the pic you resized for me but in the meantime I found one that I like better. What do you think?

Your welcome.
I prefer this current one over the previous one.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Really? I like it because you made it for me but this one is more dramatic. Its the same character though. But since I do value your opinion and appreciate your good taste, Im going to try the other one for a while.

Thanks!

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Way to slam me in public buff! Who was in my shower last week, you or nevrbuffenuff_girl? I really must know!

I'll never tell!

 

[anabolicmd]

I'll never tell!

I know how to make you talk...

 

[anabolicmd]

Your welcome.
I prefer this current one over the previous one.

I hear you, but the other one is the same image only simpler and more dramatic, and avatars being so tiny, simplicity and dramatic effect is crucial, plus it was a perfect square. This one is a bit less extreme, which is cool. Is there any way to make this one a square?

 

[anabolicmd]

Re: let it be

big deal...live and let live....as long as he doesn't rape you there isn't any problem.....so what, he's gay? OMG thats so rare these days, what should we do.......just leave him alone......

Just an update, everything is cool. Last night he got home tired from work so I gave him a nice neck rub. I watched his crotch the entire half hour-it did not so much as budge. And I had "Queer as folk" on the tv, he didnt even know the show existed. The guy is as straight as I am, no doubt about it.

 

[anabolicmd]

bumperooskies!

 

[Bullit]

Re: Re: let it be

Just an update, everything is cool. Last night he got home tired from work so I gave him a nice neck rub. I watched his crotch the entire half hour-it did not so much as budge. And I had "Queer as folk" on the tv, he didnt even know the show existed. The guy is as straight as I am, no doubt about it.

LMEO

I'd room with you any time, broly!

 

[anabolicmd]

Re: Re: Re: let it be

LMEO

I'd room with you any time, broly!

Only if you promise not to put videotape cleaner under my nose and violate me in my sleep.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

O for gods sake MD why did you drag this up? Other than saying something like nvrbuffenuff_girl can suck a turd straight out of an asshole, this thread is done!

 

[anabolicmd]

O for gods sake MD why did you drag this up? Other than saying something like nvrbuffenuff_girl can suck a turd straight out of an asshole, this thread is done!

It may be "done", but its educational and an Elite classic. Its actually been quoted all over the net, do a search on google.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

It may be "done", but its educational and an Elite classic. Its actually been quoted all over the net, do a search on google.

Naw I'd rather type in SG Or the boyfriend that was going to take a strapon from his woman, for some real classics!

Besides this thread never got to the "Can I inject Fina in my asshole," level!

 

[anabolicmd]

Naw I'd rather type in SG Or the boyfriend that was going to take a strapon from his woman, for some real classics!

Besides this thread never got to the "Can I inject Fina in my asshole," level!

The anal ring injection is a classic, but it lacked believability, and it was just one or two posts, the rest were comments. Mine was a story told over several dozen increasingly dramatic and fascinating posts. Pluss it rocketed to 1000 views/100 replies in record time, the fastest thread ever on elite.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

The anal ring injection is a classic, but it lacked believability, and it was just one or two posts, the rest were comments. Mine was a story told over several dozen increasingly dramatic and fascinating posts. Pluss it rocketed to 1000 views/100 replies in record time, the fastest thread ever on elite.

I'll give you props for that but I saw right through it from the beginning among other things, but for Sheeple exploitation I will admit it was a classic in that sense! But everytime the name Neverbuff is used you always seem to bump this, I suspect for some bizarre sexual gratification when your AssBuster 2000 batteries run low!

 

[anabolicmd]

I'll give you props for that but I saw right through it from the beginning among other things, but for Sheeple exploitation I will admit it was a classic in that sense! But everytime the name Neverbuff is used you always seem to bump this, I suspect for some bizarre sexual gratification when your AssBuster 2000 batteries run low!

Dude, thats because she is a hottie with a great body and a taste for backdoor shenanigans.

 

[coldblue1955]

What the fuck I just got home he had like disco lights and techno cranked and he was in his boxers and two guys were 69ing on the TV! What the fuck do I do?

the truth is out huh?

 

[tiger88]

i think i am gonna read this since cold blue posted here LOL