Just caught my roommate watching gay porn...

[from zero]

Funniest thread ever.

 

[john937]

He felt reall really bad, to the point he insisted I watch while he watched a straight porn with lots of big boobs and raw sex closeups. He had no problem getting it up for that, so as far as Im concerned, the case is closed.

Uhhh....pardon a stupid question from the gay gallery....
Is it..."normal"...for you straight guys to watch straight porn with another straight guy and get hard ons ? ...Then what ?
geez...maybe I am straight....by your definition.

... he keeps the whole place clean and has a lot of nice furniture and accessories plus... as part of his rent, he gives me two great haircuts every month.

He cleans, and accessorizes, and is a hairburner?
Can I have a date?...Hell, I may marry him.
I think your roommate is bisexual, or at minimum bi-curious.


I am not gay! Anybody want to come over and watch porn together?

 

[Mandinka2]

No bro, it wasnt like that at all, he was very upset that I thought he might be gay and he insisted right then and there that I pick out a straight porn and he just sat there and got a chubby from it, thats it. The porn itself was one of my BigNaturals DVDs, I think he watched "Tiffany".

So he CHALLENGED you to pick out a straight porno and you had to sit there beside him and watch him get it up................ROTFLMAO

 

[anabolicmd]

He cleans, and accessorizes, and is a hairburner?
Can I have a date?...Hell, I may marry him.
I think your roommate is bisexual, or at minimum bi-curious.

I hope thats just wishful thinking on your part. He played football in college and the military and hes not a friggin hairdresser but he cut hair in the military thats all.

 

[Bullit]

he insisted I watch while he watched a straight porn with lots of big boobs and raw sex closeups. He had no problem getting it up for that,

Totally not gay.

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

A little question to all the straight men? How many of you are would watch a gay porno for a class? I sure as fuck wouldn't! I don't care what the professor said. I'd drop the class first. Now I don't think a professor could even make you watch something like that. You bring up all kinds of sexual harrasment laws. Your roomie least bi or curious.

 

[curling]

What the hell kind of a class is that. Dang college has gone to hell. Next thing they will want him to experiment with sheep or pretend to be a muslim for a week. Our country is screwed.

 

[buttplug]

You can't catch the gay just like that, by the way. No need to throw out everything he's touched, just wash it with rubbing alcohol.

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

You're right Darktooth. Something isn't Kosher with this story.

 

[anabolicmd]

You're right Darktooth. Something isn't Kosher with this story.

Thats funny, I thought you understood it pretty well, your comments were very insightful. Just because I dont agree with your assesment doesnt mean Im full of shit or whatever.