If your banging this chick...

[KillahBee]

toss my salad, hoe



that's the first thing I say to a girl when we start kissing

tongue kissing

 

[Smurfy]

wow.

 

[Techbaseball]

You can do a couple of things if you don't like it.

1. Just flip her around. Hard to reach your hole when her face is in the pillow.

2. Tell her it turns you on when she licks her finger after playing with your hole. (this could back fire on you)


--Techbaseball

 

[swole]

i wouldn't stop her

 

[Dunk]

i wouldn't stop her

Howd u do ?

Im off to my tourney now.

No more bad beats please!!!

 

[swole]

Howd u do ?

Im off to my tourney now.

No more bad beats please!!!

lost $200 and went home, disgusted by the people who chase 7-2 suited flushes and call preflop raises with 9-2 off and catch two pair on the flop

I'm going to save the rest of my bankroll for next week.

 

[obiwan9962]

and during sex she goes and starts playing with your ass, and she decides she wants to put a finger in your butt. Is that geigh?

no just make she her bf isn't in the closet (so to speak)

 

[DieselGunz]

nope

 

[Dial_tone]

no, it turned gay when you asked her to stick her whole hand in there.

I'll agree with you for once.

 

[cyrex]

lost $200 and went home, disgusted by the people who chase 7-2 suited flushes and call preflop raises with 9-2 off and catch two pair on the flop

I'm going to save the rest of my bankroll for next week.

I won the last two tournies I was in

even placed 3rd in my first ever omaha tourny
i like this poker thing