How many of you are gonna try to get laid tonight?

[hanselthecaretaker]

With a random?

I established a connection with one last night so when the time comes I won't consider it all that random; but as far as "strange" goes, I think it's rarely worth it.

It's one of those things where it all depends on one's point of view.

I think sex gets better when you allow a little tension and anticipation to build.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

take a guess

 

[spongebob]

not me, my wife is the biggest cockblocker.

 

[perkele]

take a guess

You'll never get laid Sam.

 

[biteme]

I wish.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You'll never get laid Sam.

it was a rhetorical question
I know this...

 

[Sub-Zero]

not with a random, but my mom decided tonight that she wanted to spend quality time with me and take me out to dinner? (no iwasnt planning on getting laid from her, assholes)

but so i was so looking forward of them going out to dinner and havin someone over, and im like no i have plans u should go with dad (she canceleld on him she was gunna go to a business dinner with him). im like no this is bullshit i want u to go, but then she guilt tripped me with the whole "your going to college in a year and a half, and i want to spend time with you while im still able to" bullshit.

so now im not seein noone tonight- thanks for the cockblock mom

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

take a guess

 

[PBR]

had it set up......got out of the gym and got the call: "sorry sweety i cant make it tonight"........whatever.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

had it set up......got out of the gym and got the call: "sorry sweety i cant make it tonight"........whatever.

Women do this cuz they know they can

 

[PBR]

Women do this cuz they know they can

I know....it sucks. i could only imagine if guys had the same power.......

 

[JayC9]

Staying in with the trouble and strife so.........I won't be going out of my way.

 

[the nature boy]

not me, my wife is the biggest cockblocker.

lol. well said.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

no, ahvnt been in the mood for that sort of thing all week. im going into hermit mode, i think. gym home gym home gym home sounds good to me

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

no, ahvnt been in the mood for that sort of thing all week. im going into hermit mode, i think. gym home gym home gym home sounds good to me

you'll get sick of it...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I know....it sucks. i could only imagine if guys had the same power.......

We can have that power but what for. It'd be like having two identically charged magnets facing each other. )l( Get nowhere.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you'll get sick of it...

i know bor, but i feel used up. im sick of being a happy, positive chirpy guy cracking jokes all the time to a bunch of unappreciative goons whose wit is limited to making penis jokes, whose partying tactic is to get insanely drunk and stand still, not at all talking, and who just let life slide past them and shrug their shoulders like it doesnt matter.

this is how it is when i go out:
GD: "heya bor hows it going? everything good?"
goon: "same shit."
GD: "oh come on, surely its not the SAME shit again? what do you do, eat the same thing everyday? try some corn, or something! have a color explosion! "
goon: "ela malaka, we live in ********* (city) what do you expect?"

then i leave, and go up to a girl (that i know), and its a bit like this:
GD: "elo! whats happening?"
orangutang: "yeah. im ok."
GD: "so, where are all the hot dudes harrassing you tonight? "
orangutang: "oh, theres no guys in ********* (city)"
GD: *looks around and see a girl...in between 25 guys. well, sees a skirt, anyway* "uh, im not about to go ask all these people to lift their skirts or anything, but it seems to me like yo couldnt stuff any more guys in here if you tried"
orangutang: "oh, but ******* (city) guys are fucked" *lights cigarette. drinks 14th drink for the night*
GD: *starts morphine drip*, listens to sarcastic voice in his head say "i wonder how this beast fits her testes into womens underwear...she must do that sick 'silence of the lambs' trick...must be a pain in the arse to walk like that all the time though..."

im jsut flat out sick of it. im moving, its bullshit.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

im jsut flat out sick of it. im moving, its bullshit.

I'll have to admit, I've never seen you post one positive thing about where you live...never.
BTW, you're younger then me, so cheer up
Hope next weekend is more fun.

 

[the nature boy]

i know bor, but i feel used up. im sick of being a happy, positive chirpy guy cracking jokes all the time to a bunch of unappreciative goons whose wit is limited to making penis jokes, whose partying tactic is to get insanely drunk and stand still, not at all talking, and who just let life slide past them and shrug their shoulders like it doesnt matter.

Wait a minute. Are you saying you do stand up comedy? Or am I just fucked up and have zero reading comprehension.

 

[CFZB]

There is no try ....only Do.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I'll have to admit, I've never seen you post one positive thing about where you live...never.
BTW, you're younger then me, so cheer up
Hope next weekend is more fun.

thanks ulcaster

but from an outsiders perspective, there is something really good about this place...im here (lolol sorry, had to )

Wait a minute. Are you saying you do stand up comedy? Or am I just fucked up and have zero reading comprehension.

well, i dont exactly do standup at comedy clubs or anything, but i tend to be amusing to be around

...i mean, i dont perk everyones mood up as much as, say, a blow up doll would at djufos house, but i get most people to crack a smile (and dust the cobwebs off their smile lines...sad mofos)

 

[BlondeBombshell27]

I think I'm coming down with the flu. Plus the new guy that I'm dating doesn't get off of work until 6AM. I'm definately not getting laid tonight.

 

[Beachbum1546]

i went out tonight and got drunk, i just got back a few minutes ago.
went over to a friends house who had a keg. okay time and it got better when the girl i had a crush on during high school showed up. we never knew each other (i.e., she didnt know me but i watched from afar) but i introduced myself after she asked how i knew someone (i purposely dropped a person's name from highschool that she knew and that i was still friends with. i'm such a poon strategist) and she was like, "wow, i didnt know you went to my highschool!" i played it cool and was like, "yeah, i graduated in '02 but i wasnt there too often."
she laughed and we chatted about small shit. the whole idea was her to get to know me and not forget my name. she was with her boyfriend so i wasnt trying to get her but at least the next time i see her i can chat and be cool without being the weird guy that stares at her at a party, lol.
so, yes i tired to get poon but at the same time not really. i did potentially get a step closer though.

 

[Beachbum1546]

oh yeah, i'm gonna listen to ryan cabrera's song "true" now because i'm a fag.

 

[Lady Viking]

not me

 

[Forge]

With a random?

I established a connection with one last night so when the time comes I won't consider it all that random; but as far as "strange" goes, I think it's rarely worth it.

It's one of those things where it all depends on one's point of view.

I think sex gets better when you allow a little tension and anticipation to build.

Not me, I'm just not interested in random sex with women I don't even know. If I could just find someone who I felt at least a little interested in getting to know better...


I played cards with the guys last night instead of going out and I had the most fun I've had in quite some time.

 

[jerseyart]

Not me, I'm just not interested in random sex with women I don't even know. If I could just find someone who I felt at least a little interested in getting to know better...


I played cards with the guys last night instead of going out and I had the most fun I've had in quite some time.

Would you mind giving me phone number then to all the random sex girls you come across

Thanks maing. I always said you were a good bor

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Would you mind giving me phone number then to all the random sex girls you come across

Thanks maing. I always said you were a good bor

If you're half as smart as you are horny, I think you actually might have a chance with AJ (whoa, have you realized that her initials are yours, backwards)?

........Craaaazzyyyy.