How many of you are gonna try to get laid tonight?

[GoldenDelicious]

I'll have to admit, I've never seen you post one positive thing about where you live...never.
BTW, you're younger then me, so cheer up
Hope next weekend is more fun.

thanks ulcaster

but from an outsiders perspective, there is something really good about this place...im here (lolol sorry, had to )

Wait a minute. Are you saying you do stand up comedy? Or am I just fucked up and have zero reading comprehension.

well, i dont exactly do standup at comedy clubs or anything, but i tend to be amusing to be around

...i mean, i dont perk everyones mood up as much as, say, a blow up doll would at djufos house, but i get most people to crack a smile (and dust the cobwebs off their smile lines...sad mofos)

 

[BlondeBombshell27]

I think I'm coming down with the flu. Plus the new guy that I'm dating doesn't get off of work until 6AM. I'm definately not getting laid tonight.

 

[Beachbum1546]

i went out tonight and got drunk, i just got back a few minutes ago.
went over to a friends house who had a keg. okay time and it got better when the girl i had a crush on during high school showed up. we never knew each other (i.e., she didnt know me but i watched from afar) but i introduced myself after she asked how i knew someone (i purposely dropped a person's name from highschool that she knew and that i was still friends with. i'm such a poon strategist) and she was like, "wow, i didnt know you went to my highschool!" i played it cool and was like, "yeah, i graduated in '02 but i wasnt there too often."
she laughed and we chatted about small shit. the whole idea was her to get to know me and not forget my name. she was with her boyfriend so i wasnt trying to get her but at least the next time i see her i can chat and be cool without being the weird guy that stares at her at a party, lol.
so, yes i tired to get poon but at the same time not really. i did potentially get a step closer though.

 

[Beachbum1546]

oh yeah, i'm gonna listen to ryan cabrera's song "true" now because i'm a fag.

 

[Lady Viking]

not me

 

[Forge]

With a random?

I established a connection with one last night so when the time comes I won't consider it all that random; but as far as "strange" goes, I think it's rarely worth it.

It's one of those things where it all depends on one's point of view.

I think sex gets better when you allow a little tension and anticipation to build.

Not me, I'm just not interested in random sex with women I don't even know. If I could just find someone who I felt at least a little interested in getting to know better...


I played cards with the guys last night instead of going out and I had the most fun I've had in quite some time.

 

[jerseyart]

Not me, I'm just not interested in random sex with women I don't even know. If I could just find someone who I felt at least a little interested in getting to know better...


I played cards with the guys last night instead of going out and I had the most fun I've had in quite some time.

Would you mind giving me phone number then to all the random sex girls you come across

Thanks maing. I always said you were a good bor

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Would you mind giving me phone number then to all the random sex girls you come across

Thanks maing. I always said you were a good bor

If you're half as smart as you are horny, I think you actually might have a chance with AJ (whoa, have you realized that her initials are yours, backwards)?

........Craaaazzyyyy.