How many of you are gonna try to get laid tonight?

[PBR]

Women do this cuz they know they can

I know....it sucks. i could only imagine if guys had the same power.......

 

[JayC9]

Staying in with the trouble and strife so.........I won't be going out of my way.

 

[the nature boy]

not me, my wife is the biggest cockblocker.

lol. well said.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

no, ahvnt been in the mood for that sort of thing all week. im going into hermit mode, i think. gym home gym home gym home sounds good to me

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

no, ahvnt been in the mood for that sort of thing all week. im going into hermit mode, i think. gym home gym home gym home sounds good to me

you'll get sick of it...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I know....it sucks. i could only imagine if guys had the same power.......

We can have that power but what for. It'd be like having two identically charged magnets facing each other. )l( Get nowhere.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you'll get sick of it...

i know bor, but i feel used up. im sick of being a happy, positive chirpy guy cracking jokes all the time to a bunch of unappreciative goons whose wit is limited to making penis jokes, whose partying tactic is to get insanely drunk and stand still, not at all talking, and who just let life slide past them and shrug their shoulders like it doesnt matter.

this is how it is when i go out:
GD: "heya bor hows it going? everything good?"
goon: "same shit."
GD: "oh come on, surely its not the SAME shit again? what do you do, eat the same thing everyday? try some corn, or something! have a color explosion! "
goon: "ela malaka, we live in ********* (city) what do you expect?"

then i leave, and go up to a girl (that i know), and its a bit like this:
GD: "elo! whats happening?"
orangutang: "yeah. im ok."
GD: "so, where are all the hot dudes harrassing you tonight? "
orangutang: "oh, theres no guys in ********* (city)"
GD: *looks around and see a girl...in between 25 guys. well, sees a skirt, anyway* "uh, im not about to go ask all these people to lift their skirts or anything, but it seems to me like yo couldnt stuff any more guys in here if you tried"
orangutang: "oh, but ******* (city) guys are fucked" *lights cigarette. drinks 14th drink for the night*
GD: *starts morphine drip*, listens to sarcastic voice in his head say "i wonder how this beast fits her testes into womens underwear...she must do that sick 'silence of the lambs' trick...must be a pain in the arse to walk like that all the time though..."

im jsut flat out sick of it. im moving, its bullshit.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

im jsut flat out sick of it. im moving, its bullshit.

I'll have to admit, I've never seen you post one positive thing about where you live...never.
BTW, you're younger then me, so cheer up
Hope next weekend is more fun.

 

[the nature boy]

i know bor, but i feel used up. im sick of being a happy, positive chirpy guy cracking jokes all the time to a bunch of unappreciative goons whose wit is limited to making penis jokes, whose partying tactic is to get insanely drunk and stand still, not at all talking, and who just let life slide past them and shrug their shoulders like it doesnt matter.

Wait a minute. Are you saying you do stand up comedy? Or am I just fucked up and have zero reading comprehension.

 

[CFZB]

There is no try ....only Do.