Holy shit .. my dick is orange

[the_clockwork]

I was watching porn while eating nacho cheese doritos.. and the rest writes itself

 

[calveless wonder]

dude do you really give people mental health advice for a living

 

[jerkbox]

so is mine.....but it's always like that.

they call me carrot crotch

 

[jnevin]

Oompa loompa on growth?

 

[Kano]

hot but i want a pic

 

[Phaded]

sweetish.. my dick is orange cause i have aids

 

[jdugan]

at least your balls arent blue

 

[wootoom]

my dick is purple i just watched barney

 

[puddlemonkey]

lotta STDs up in here

 

[Kano]

i just fucked my pocket ass