LMFAO !!! O.K. this is some funny shit. But to keep it on this board, it should have AS involved so I will continue flick's story from where Ryvor left off.
"I can't help it, I rip off the lesbian's clothes in a frantic moment and realize that she's actually a guy!!! Now I'm really horny! So now ****comes over with that dildo and...it smells like......GARLIC. Come to find out the lesbo was on fina because she was on the track team. She used to rub the dildo with DMSO and powdered Fina and shove it up her twat for instant transdermal osmosis. Anyway, it smelled kinda good, and I started licking it."