Ever call your gf/bf something during sex and get a "WTF" look, or

[novamanms]

I've never been much for saying names in bed. Seems cheesy to me. I'd rather fold them in half and and grunt at them.

By the way...the girl I previously mentioned actually nearly died on me TWICE during sex...not that I was doing that well, mind you. I'll tell you guys that story some other time.

The most pissed off I've ever gotten a girl was the same girl I mentioned before. She had this huge insecurity about her feet, and I threatened to blow a load on them in mid-stroke.

 

[Hiatussin]

Not so much names for her. I once did refer to her butt as her "arse" in a tasteless context and she kinda fell apart.

 

[stilleto]

try a #2 pencil. but sand down those edges.......

i'm trying the pencil now.
i might have to try the whole box.

 

[H_T_]

i'm trying the pencil now.
i might have to try the whole box.

i've worked my way up to a wiffle ball bat..........

 

[Cutiebaby]

nope, never done it....that would be crazy

 

[stilleto]

i've worked my way up to a wiffle ball bat..........

i might try just the ball.

 

[H_T_]

i might try just the ball.

might as well, what was your record for ping pong balls?