Ever call your gf/bf something during sex and get a "WTF" look, or

[stilleto]

what aboot my Plumper thread? i thought my Monkey/Zombie Butler one was the ultimate in thought provocation, but the "Machine" snubbed me.
and please, it's Asian american.....

no no- when i'm doing him, i put on a chinese accent, none of this watered down 'asian american' crap.
when i climax, i yell out 'CHOPSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS'.

 

[H_T_]

http://www.pointsincase.com/aim_convos/cybersex_comedy.htm

just thought this would go along with this thread. I'm trying to find this other funny one I've read before.

here's some more. some of the same ones may be one there and i'm sure it's a repost but oh well this shit is funny. the one with "Wellhung" is the best.

http://koti.mbnet.fi/jutanu/tekstit/cybersex.txt

lmfao @ "Rhinos don't play, they fucking charge you're ass".

 

[H_T_]

no no- when i'm doing him, i put on a chinese accent, none of this watered down 'asian american' crap.
when i climax, i yell out 'CHOPSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS'.

i had my Peyronies Disease cured with a chopstick.........

 

[stilleto]

i'm too lazy to click on any links at the moment btw.

 

[H_T_]

i'm too lazy to click on any links at the moment btw.

it means curved penis.

 

[H_T_]

the man in the black pajamas.........

 

[stilleto]

i had my Peyronies Disease cured with a chopstick.........

interesting!!
i've tried that too but it didn't do much.

 

[H_T_]

interesting!!
i've tried that too but it didn't do much.

try a #2 pencil. but sand down those edges.......

 

[musclemom]

maybe even get laughed at?? you know, you are in the heat of passion and you let go with a "chicken tits" or "mi'lady" ? kind of like pulling the emergency brake......

Yes ... I once called my boyfriend by my husband's name.

Not only did I get the WTF look, he was also mortally offended ...

I was like, HEY, it could have been worse, could have been in the other direction

 

[spongebob]

yea i called some girl i was porking another name. it happen to be the name of her best friend, which i had porked before.

stupid bitch goes off and acts all shitty. i knew right then that this bitch was not for me. she ruined the fucking mood for some dumb shit.