Ever call your gf/bf something during sex and get a "WTF" look, or

[H_T_]

THATS what I'm saying, yo!
and how about this: "Get back, i'm reelin' her in!! Get the chum, get the CHUM!!!!!"
thats so hot.

chum = not so hot. hand me that POLE. keep that line TIGHT. don't JERK on it too hard! ok, can we wear those Gorton's fisherman rain slickers?

 

[stilleto]

chum = not so hot. hand me that POLE. keep that line TIGHT. don't JERK on it too hard! ok, can we wear those Gorton's fisherman rain slickers?

OH...yeah! i see what you're saying!!!
how about this: in the middle of really going out it, pounding away, i yelled out "DAMMIT I GOT A KNOT IN MY LINE!!! WHO THE HELL CAST THIS???"
It was good. you know, that hot, angry fisherman sex.

 

[H_T_]

OH...yeah! i see what you're saying!!!
how about this: in the middle of really going out it, pounding away, i yelled out "DAMMIT I GOT A KNOT IN MY LINE!!! WHO THE HELL CAST THIS???"
It was good. you know, that hot, angry fisherman sex.

the only problem is my other hobby. and that hobby is: keeping sharp things away from my penis.

 

[stilleto]

the only problem is my other hobby. and that hobby is: keeping sharp things away from my penis.

ROTFLMAO.
thats a good hobby.

well, another time, i had hooked up with this total hottie. so you know, we're going at it, hot and heavy. I want to stir things up a bit, so i smacked that ass and said, "Didn't i tell you i wanted extra starch, biotch???"

 

[foreigngirl]

lol..this turned into Stilleto - HT dialog.

 

[H_T_]

ROTFLMAO.
thats a good hobby.

well, another time, i had hooked up with this total hottie. so you know, we're going at it, hot and heavy. I want to stir things up a bit, so i smacked that ass and said, "Didn't i tell you i wanted extra starch, biotch???"

was it Kakdiesel? cuz you know how Asians & laundry go hand in hand. but Kak doesn't understand this stereotype. sheltered.....

 

[H_T_]

lol..this turned into Stilleto - HT dialog.

you say that like it's a bad thing. we're just using one another, it's mutual.

 

[stilleto]

was it Kakdiesel? cuz you know how Asians & laundry go hand in hand. but Kak doesn't understand this stereotype. sheltered.....

yes. it was the kak boy. except when i yell at him, i put on a fake chinese accent, knowing he's not chinese. just to fuck with him, you know.

when i have him bent over a table, sometimes I grab his ears and say "squeel like a murmaid. c'mon, lemme hear you squeel like a murmaid. do it. do it!!!!"

i think i have a little sea creature fetish, huh?
btw, this has TOTW written all over it.

 

[H_T_]

yes. it was the kak boy. except when i yell at him, i put on a fake chinese accent, knowing he's not chinese. just to fuck with him, you know.

when i have him bent over a table, sometimes I grab his ears and say "squeel like a murmaid. c'mon, lemme hear you squeel like a murmaid. do it. do it!!!!"

i think i have a little sea creature fetish, huh?
btw, this has TOTW written all over it.

what aboot my Plumper thread? i thought my Monkey/Zombie Butler one was the ultimate in thought provocation, but the "Machine" snubbed me.
and please, it's Asian american.....

 

[sublime35]

http://www.pointsincase.com/aim_convos/cybersex_comedy.htm

just thought this would go along with this thread. I'm trying to find this other funny one I've read before.

here's some more. some of the same ones may be one there and i'm sure it's a repost but oh well this shit is funny. the one with "Wellhung" is the best.

http://koti.mbnet.fi/jutanu/tekstit/cybersex.txt