"Wow....I'm gonna go suck a dude's cock just so I'm less gay than you right now"

[KillahBee]

This is what was uttered in my general/specific direction today.

For some K, what was I doing at the time?

 

[jnevin]

Just sitting there, being yourself?

 

[Lestat]

combing your hair

 

[the_clockwork]

sucking a dude's cock?

 

[DannoMight]

you didn't have your collar popped did you. or do you have limp wrists?

 

[jnevin]

Fingerblasting your ah-noos?

 

[SpyWizard]

eating lunch.. or pissin in a public bathroom..

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

having buttsex... or... wearing alot of pink...

or.. having buttsex??

rimming some dude??

 

[DannoMight]

Pink shirt with the collar popped. don't get much gayer. unless you talk with a listhp. Then youre flaming to the extreme.

 

[H_T_]

trying on womens jeans again?

 

[jerkbox]

checking out the reflection of your own toosh in someone's car window?

 

[georgie24]

fuck i wish you lived next door lol,

how about i get you airplane tickets and you come down for the weekend??

 

[Lestat]

fuck i wish you lived next door lol,

how about i get you airplane tickets and you come down for the weekend??

alert!

 

[SpyWizard]

you were standing with your hand on your hip looking into a store..

 

[H_T_]

did you purse your lips at someone?

 

[bluepeter]

You were making plans for a meatup with lestat.

 

[SpyWizard]

eyeliner, you are going clubbing tonight...??/

 

[H_T_]

you were wearing cut-offs?

 

[Lestat]

you were wearing cut-offs?

probably

 

[SpyWizard]

you pick, it has to be one of these

 

[rnch]

checking out HT'S public profile pic?

 

[KillahBee]

Someone is very close here

 

[H_T_]

did you order a fucking salad for lunch?

 

[Smurfy]

getting a manicure

 

[rnch]

did you order a fucking salad for lunch?

perhaps he tossed a salad for dessert?

 

[needtogetaas]

sitting with your legs crossed "but not with one ankle"the one leg fully on top of the other
ala fagot stile.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

at the gym.. one dude was like.. oh yo kb.. how is my butt looking.. I've been working really hard on it..

and you were like.. hmm it looks good.. mind if I touch it..

then you proceeded to caressing and squeezing it as he was flexing it???

 

[heatherrae]

Just being yourself.

 

[barfolemewbarf]

what was I doing at the time?

reading AAP's karma message
What do I win?

 

[Mr. dB]

Getting your nails done.

 

[Mr. dB]

Driving a VW Beetle Cabrio

 

[swole]

is it wrong if i jerk off to myself in a mirror?

 

[swole]

someone caught you e-shopping for belts

 

[PICK3]

Your best JavaGuru impersonation.

 

[NickyE3]

shaving your legs

 

[PICK3]

Just being yourself.

repost

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

were you combing someone else's hair?

 

[PICK3]

Driving around in your subcompact liftback and practicing Journey ballads on the piano?

Oh ... that was me.

 

[Mr. dB]

Standing at the mirror in the men's room, going "collar up, collar down, collar up, collar down... collar up it is!"

 

[KillahBee]

were you combing someone else's hair?

lmfao, this was good

 

[Smurfy]

Getting your nails done.

repost!

 

[barfolemewbarf]

repost!

wow, this wins the award for the most stupid fucking stupid bump award of all time.
To bump a thread headed for the past pages with a 'repost' means you are either full of shit and trying to start shit, or just a complete loser, or combination there of, with thin lips and a red headed stepchild married to a fat drunkard making less than 35,000 dollars a year in the government.
With a lazy eye and a sloppy chin.
Oh, and who had sex for money when she was in college for a local madam with government and professionals.
When are you going to unplug from the internet and get a life heir smurfy? Doesn't your son deserve more than an internet addicted mom?

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

lmfao, this was good

heh, so funny that I win?

 

[SpyWizard]

no...

you were taking a leak weren't you??

 

[musclemom]

Reading the latest issue of GQ???

 

[Smurfy]

wow, this wins the award for the most stupid fucking stupid bump award of all time.
To bump a thread headed for the past pages with a 'repost' means you are either full of shit and trying to start shit, or just a complete loser, or combination there of, with thin lips and a red headed stepchild married to a fat drunkard making less than 35,000 dollars a year in the government.
With a lazy eye and a sloppy chin.
Oh, and who had sex for money when she was in college for a local madam with government and professionals.
When are you going to unplug from the internet and get a life heir smurfy? Doesn't your son deserve more than an internet addicted mom?

repost!

 

[KillahBee]

Lestat got it. Can't believe more of you didn't go that route....I was actually fixing my hair, not combing it. But close enough

 

[Mr. dB]

Lestat got it. Can't believe more of you didn't go that route....I was actually fixing my hair, not combing it. But close enough

Going for the calculatedly toussled look/

 

[jnevin]

repost!

agreed