"Wow....I'm gonna go suck a dude's cock just so I'm less gay than you right now"

[Mr. dB]

Driving a VW Beetle Cabrio

 

[swole]

is it wrong if i jerk off to myself in a mirror?

 

[swole]

someone caught you e-shopping for belts

 

[PICK3]

Your best JavaGuru impersonation.

 

[NickyE3]

shaving your legs

 

[PICK3]

Just being yourself.

repost

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

were you combing someone else's hair?

 

[PICK3]

Driving around in your subcompact liftback and practicing Journey ballads on the piano?

Oh ... that was me.

 

[Mr. dB]

Standing at the mirror in the men's room, going "collar up, collar down, collar up, collar down... collar up it is!"

 

[KillahBee]

were you combing someone else's hair?

lmfao, this was good