Whe's the last time you had sex in a car?

[GoldenDelicious]

a couple of years ago. this 17 year old girl wanted to show me the new car daddy bought her

 

[all the whey]

You are totally stalking me about the ex!


I blame smurfs.


She's not really the ex anymore, just my married girlfriend lol.

Damn bro.

You are too nice a guy to do that kind of stuff. Nothing good ever comes from it. (don't tell me the sex)

 

[Stefka]

2003 in the bed of my pickup truck, while my friend was driving it down US-191.

 

[all the whey]

You are totally stalking me about the ex!


I blame smurfs.


She's not really the ex anymore, just my married girlfriend lol.

Also, get used to the stalking. Because, one of two things will happen.

1. Her husband WILL stalk you, fuck with you, etc when he finds out or if she actually leaves him.

2. You will stalk her when she decides to end it because her husband is building her a nice house. You will be all "But But But You said you looooovvedd meeeeeee" Whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[jestro]

bout 7 years ago. Right about the last time I had sex anywere. Head doesn't count.

 

[needtogetaas]

2003 in the bed of my pickup truck, while my friend was driving it down US-191.

Nice even more trashy. Love it.

 

[all the whey]

2003 in the bed of my pickup truck, while my friend was driving it down US-191.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

I was disapointed in you about flirting with cops to get out of $600 dollars of parking tickets.

I was planning on having a discusion with samoth about THAT!!!


But, now I am washing my hands of this situation!!!!

 

[Stefka]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!

I was disapointed in you about flirting with cops to get out of $600 dollars of parking tickets.

I was planning on having a discusion with samoth about THAT!!!


But, now I am washing my hands of this situation!!!!

Sorry to disappoint you dear.

 

[nefertiti]

bout 7 years ago. Right about the last time I had sex anywere. Head doesn't count.

Wait, what?

 

[all the whey]

Sorry to disappoint you dear.

I think it's just because samoth talks about you like you are Angel.


(the purest bestest angel ever)