I hope you're jokeing cause I got totally pissed at my girlfriend for pulling that shit last night.
She stripped to her thong (while we were laying bed watching a movie), was all over me kissed on me, rubbed on me,grinded on me then wanted to take a nap.
Then actually wondered why I got pissed at her(keep in mind that I only get to see her on fri,sat and sun).
Women are fuckin stupid.