Cop joke!
There is a guy coming over a hill and at the bottom of this hill there is a bridge with cycle cop with a radar gun he zaps him and has him pull over.
The officer says " what's the hurry?" and the speeder says I am late for work. The cop says what do you do? The speeder says I am a rectum strecher. The cop says what? The speeder says well
I start with two fingers and keep streching and streching till the ass is about over 6 x' 6'. The cop says what in the hell are you going to do with a six foot asshole? The speeder says well I could put you at the end of the bridge with your radar gun and it will work better that way!
There is a guy coming over a hill and at the bottom of this hill there is a bridge with cycle cop with a radar gun he zaps him and has him pull over.
The officer says " what's the hurry?" and the speeder says I am late for work. The cop says what do you do? The speeder says I am a rectum strecher. The cop says what? The speeder says well
I start with two fingers and keep streching and streching till the ass is about over 6 x' 6'. The cop says what in the hell are you going to do with a six foot asshole? The speeder says well I could put you at the end of the bridge with your radar gun and it will work better that way!