You are living proof that any form of weight training will cause a beginner to make gains.If you take a deconditioned elderly adult for instance, they will make gains from pretty much any resistance training so long that their nutritional status is intact. Same applies to yound males who are weak relative to their size.
If you want to be say even a little stronger than the average planet fitness trainee (no offense mike, you're an exception), you're going to at some point need to stop worshipping Charles Poliquin and slag some iron. And your theory is flawed, volume and time are not the primary factors that decide intensity. Consider the 3000 lbs...if you perform that amount of work with 100 lbs at 30 reps and I perform that weight by doing 3 sets of heavy doubles, then you've just done some cardio and I've reaped the benefits of heavy weight training.
It's like saying your bench press is better than Jim Wendlers, because you did more volume (185x5x10) than he did today (in example 135x3, 225x3, 315x3, 405x2, 495x2, 585x2, 675x2)
It's damn hard to get stronger without getting bigger as a side-effect. I'm just saying you should get your strength levels to a reasonable point before focusing on volume as a training factor.
You're promising a 500 lb deadlift...how do you intend to get there without training heavy? I don't care how many times you deadlift 240 pounds...you're maximal strength is not going to keep growing by doing more volume. I don't think Mike is telling you to go tear your spine pout of your asshole attempting an impossible 500 lb dead, he's just nicely telling you that you need to man up on the poundage. For example you should be squatting more than you can lift over your head, unless of course you are overhead squatting.