Tips for those women who like to give too many bj's...

[Spartacus]

2 + dudes at the same time is gross

stop that.

divide and conquer

 

[chewyxrage]

one time after doing this girl my buddy busted into the room naked and shoved his shaft down the chick's throat, while i lay there and watched with a mixture of amusement/horror/shock

good time

btw the hosebag loved it

Jesus.

 

[fogg88]

I would go from Dwayne Johnson to flaccid in 3 seconds if that happened to me.

do you smell what ceasar's cooking?

 

[Daisy_]

whats a bj?




































totally kidding i know it means black jack

 

[Lestat]

A woman should have had only one sex partner in her life demonstrating the ability to be monogamous and then to keep it closed til she found her soulmate, that is the gold standard. Anything less than that, moves toward slut on the continuum on the whore continuum. Two BJs at the same time, if she likes dick that much means no man should ever consider anything more than her being a cum dumpster.

A modern woman should only have a sex partner once every two years if she does not want to be married

that is a little too old school for me.

I have no problem dating a woman in her late 20s who has had 10 partners.

 

[Daisy_]

yikes a cum dumpster ???

 

[Lestat]

yikes a cum dumpster ???

or sperm depository.

 

[Spartacus]

Jesus.

posted on the eve of the celebration
see you hell

 

[UA_Iron]

UA, you ever fuckabitch on a stairmaster or a pullup bar?

Update:

I nailed my girlfriend on one of those ab-balls (stability balls). My parents got me it for christmas, thanks mom and dad!

 

[tiger88]

as long both dicks arent in her mouth togather its cool