ksharp01
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musclemom said:Getting older just sucks, seriously ... here's MY personal recommendation (being a haggy old bitch with just tons and tons of baggage and absolutely nothing to look forward to except my tits falling and planning my funeral) really, responsibilities are a total fucking bore and a life that isn't 100% laughs is just one step away from the grave:
Remember, NEVER, EVER get married, don't buy a house, and for god's sake NEVER have children (IMMEDIATELY GET A VASECTOMY!!! TODAY, RIGHT NOW, make that appointment!!!) that shit is just hopeless, really, totally eats into all fun time.
What you should be doing is running your credit cards up to the hilt, drive like there is no tomorrow in expensive leased sports cars, fuck every stupid, useless, pretty woman who can't string more than three words together coherently you can lay your hands on, stay drunk and stoned as much as possible and when you hit about age 35 or so, when you start seeing a few crows feet around your eyes and you start thinking that staying out until 2:00 a.m. is becoming a total fucking bore, do yourself and the world a favor and eat a bullet I'm totally serious I cannot emphasize enough, how totally hopeless life becomes once you start getting older But dammit, I've got these pesky responsibilities and people who love me and shit. I just don't have the luxury of checking out ... but you, you plan it right, you totally bypass any of that shit.
You should do it, really DO IT!!! I'll cheer for you for having the courage to stand by your beliefs!!! Fucking world is overpopulated with selfish assholes anyway. Falling in love and having kids, that shit is for the birds, really. Closing the bars and fucking stupid young cunt, that's where it's at
You have such a way with words...must come from that 'older' wisdom. I am so laughing my ass off right now.
From one old hag to another *high five*