Stinky kitty

[JerseyDevil]

Hand her a wet nap and a smile....

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Gymgurl, its true each woman has her own unique taste.

 

[gingersnap]

I like to lick the punanny as much as the next guy, but sometimes my girls kitty isnt quite so fresh. What do you guys do when you go down on a woman and they got that funk going? Do you just kiss her inner thighs for a second and get on top or are you a good soldier and just hold your breath and do it?

Fsupat, this is funny! How about when "kiity" is smelling fresh you make a comment. Like, Mmmm, you taste and smell delicious....when "kitty" is not so fresh, say nothing and make the tounge action very brief...she'll catch on.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Your other option is to, just step and tell her, "Baby, you know what would really turn me on right now? I want to fuck your brains out in the shower... right now." Of course she may get suspicious if you stop and say this when you are down there, so send down a probe.

gingersnap is on to something, assuming you she actually has a clue about her hygene problem. I don't think most girls know. I mean, I've gotten down there and almost gaged once, and she just let me go down there, as if she didn't know.

 

[SoKlueles]

maybe she did know and you had done something bad so she was going to put u in pain?

 

[Alkybanshee]

Gymgurl maybe you would like to taste my girlfriends sometime in my quest for a 3some

Gymgurl, he beat me to it, and my GF does have an ass like that!

 

[WarriorPL]

What kind of woman are you fucking seeing? She stinks and leaves stains in her undies. drop her.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

maybe she did know and you had done something bad so she was going to put u in pain?

Wow, that sounds like something my ex-girlfriend would do. She always had kidney problems so was drinking 2+ gallons of water a day for along time (at 5'0" 99 ibs, so too much). Alot of times she would sleep on top of me, and when she was mad at me over something, she would piss all over me in my sleep and claim it was an accident because of all the water she drank. "besides its just pee... go back to sleep." Funny it only happened after we had argued or disagreed about something earlier that day.

There may be something to this theory bro.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I like to lick the punanny as much as the next guy, but sometimes my girls kitty isnt quite so fresh. What do you guys do when you go down on a woman and they got that funk going? Do you just kiss her inner thighs for a second and get on top or are you a good soldier and just hold your breath and do it?

I can honestly say I don't have to worry about this, because my wife is rediculous regarding cleanliness (duely noted before I asked her to marry me).

However, nothing gives my tongue energy like the scent of Bath and Body works bubble baths. So, I have a habit of running her a hot bath in the big tub with lots of bubbles. She likes baths and I like the bubbles and the scent they leave behind.

Most girls like baths, so try to run her a nice hot bath and encourage her to relax and wash up, light a few candles and give her some time to her self for a while. Follow the hot bath with a massage, and boom everything is fresh as a flower.

I know you cant do the bath thing every day, but it can come in handy two or three times a week. Also, amazing the response I get sometimes after spending some time making her feel like a woman should. Usually (in my expernc) if the woman feels fresh and silky, she is more likely to want to act sensual and affectionate.

2cents

SF

 

[SoKlueles]

ok....i like SF he rocks. Bath and Body works rocks too FSUs blow up doll just dont appreciate him.