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fsupat70

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I like to lick the punanny as much as the next guy, but sometimes my girls kitty isnt quite so fresh. What do you guys do when you go down on a woman and they got that funk going? Do you just kiss her inner thighs for a second and get on top or are you a good soldier and just hold your breath and do it?
 
Having to stop and have your woman shower can really kill the mood quite quickly. If i were you I would carry those little breath sprays...when in need whip it out, spread those pussy lips wide open and give that nasty lil kitty 3 or 4 good shots. You are then good to go my friend
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tell her to shave that shit clean. eliminates 88.435% of the funk odor. the rest you may have to deal with
 
so true... shaved puss ALWAYS smells better. No girl should smell though, if you two have been in a sweaty miami club dancing all night, recommend a group shower to get things started then move into the bedroom with both of you nice and clean.
 
This thread is too funny! The other day a friend of mine said the only sex advice his dad gave him when he was a teenager was "Never eat out a girl who's been dancing unless you send down a probe first." Good advice in any situation.
 
LOLOLOLOL....I can't believe this topic...I always thought they just tasted the same (I have never tasted one myself), I was told that they all have a different flavor.....see what I learn from men!!!
 
Hmmmmmmm.......I'm speachless and that does not happen to often.....and only if she has an ass like the chick in the other post!!!
 
Gymgurl, its true each woman has her own unique taste.
 
fsupat70 said:
I like to lick the punanny as much as the next guy, but sometimes my girls kitty isnt quite so fresh. What do you guys do when you go down on a woman and they got that funk going? Do you just kiss her inner thighs for a second and get on top or are you a good soldier and just hold your breath and do it?
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:D Fsupat, this is funny! How about when "kiity" is smelling fresh you make a comment. Like, Mmmm, you taste and smell delicious....when "kitty" is not so fresh, say nothing and make the tounge action very brief...she'll catch on.
 
Your other option is to, just step and tell her, "Baby, you know what would really turn me on right now? I want to fuck your brains out in the shower... right now." Of course she may get suspicious if you stop and say this when you are down there, so send down a probe.

gingersnap is on to something, assuming you she actually has a clue about her hygene problem. I don't think most girls know. I mean, I've gotten down there and almost gaged once, and she just let me go down there, as if she didn't know.
 
SoKlueles said:
maybe she did know and you had done something bad so she was going to put u in pain?
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Wow, that sounds like something my ex-girlfriend would do. She always had kidney problems so was drinking 2+ gallons of water a day for along time (at 5'0" 99 ibs, so too much). Alot of times she would sleep on top of me, and when she was mad at me over something, she would piss all over me in my sleep and claim it was an accident because of all the water she drank. "besides its just pee... go back to sleep." Funny it only happened after we had argued or disagreed about something earlier that day.

There may be something to this theory bro.
 
fsupat70 said:
I like to lick the punanny as much as the next guy, but sometimes my girls kitty isnt quite so fresh. What do you guys do when you go down on a woman and they got that funk going? Do you just kiss her inner thighs for a second and get on top or are you a good soldier and just hold your breath and do it?
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I can honestly say I don't have to worry about this, because my wife is rediculous regarding cleanliness (duely noted before I asked her to marry me).

However, nothing gives my tongue energy like the scent of Bath and Body works bubble baths. So, I have a habit of running her a hot bath in the big tub with lots of bubbles. She likes baths and I like the bubbles and the scent they leave behind.

Most girls like baths, so try to run her a nice hot bath and encourage her to relax and wash up, light a few candles and give her some time to her self for a while. Follow the hot bath with a massage, and boom everything is fresh as a flower.

I know you cant do the bath thing every day, but it can come in handy two or three times a week. Also, amazing the response I get sometimes after spending some time making her feel like a woman should. Usually (in my expernc) if the woman feels fresh and silky, she is more likely to want to act sensual and affectionate.

2cents

SF
 
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She also poots a lot and blames it on the dog.
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Well, at least she is trying. She could jest let one rip and go, "Damn! That was a bad one! Imust have eaten too many eggs or something this morning." Not lady-like at all, and if she did that I wouldn't stay with her.
 
SoKlueles said:
OMGGGGGG this thread is hillarious.......fsu....how old are u...12?
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I'm begining to wonder the same thing. Why am I wasting my time answering him??? Now I feel silly.
 
No these are serious, i could mail you a pair of her used panties if you would like to inspect them and give them a good sniff.
 
Bro, I don't want a pair of panties you wiped your ass with. I already have a collection of women's used undies. Chicks for some reason leave these damn things at my place. I've got like 5 pairs of them. Women are strange sometimes.
 
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