Well, at least she is trying. She could jest let one rip and go, "Damn! That was a bad one! Imust have eaten too many eggs or something this morning." Not lady-like at all, and if she did that I wouldn't stay with her.
Bro, I don't want a pair of panties you wiped your ass with. I already have a collection of women's used undies. Chicks for some reason leave these damn things at my place. I've got like 5 pairs of them. Women are strange sometimes.