Re: Re: Re: Shouldn't Girls Dislike Homosexual Guys?
curling said:
No. I just thought it was fair. I gave the gay guys the chance to speak their minds on women. So now I thought it would be interesting to see what the chicks have to say about gay dudes. Because you always hear girls like gay dudes and it seems like they should dislike them.
Ok... here it is...
WHY GIRLS GO CRAZY OVER GAY GUYS
1 - We are absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
2- We are buffed and jacked beyond belief.
3 - We rank right up there with the blacks and germans in the over endowment department.
4 - Our fashion sense simply can not be denied.
5 - We are immensely educated and successful.
6 - On a one to one basis, we earn more than heteros.
7 - We can walk into a woman's bathroom, see 10 bottles of shampoo and conditioner in the shower, and you know..... understand!
8 - We can get together and all talk about our boyfriends.
9 - We live in nice houses and drive expensive cars.
10 - We can dance.
11 - We can tell you if your window treatments are working.
12 - We know the trendiest resturants and vacation places.
13 - We can give good tips and suggestions on blow job performance. Then we can willingly sit back and let them practice. It won't be like they are cheating on their BF/spouse/fiance... cause hey! We're gay.
14 - We understand the importance of spending 7 hours and visiting 629 shoe stores and still leaving empty handed because we couldn't find the "right" pair.
15 - We can go to male strip bars with them. And "know" the strippers.
should I go on?