Ok... here it is...
WHY GIRLS GO CRAZY OVER GAY GUYS
1 - We are absolutely drop dead gorgeous.
2- We are buffed and jacked beyond belief.
3 - We rank right up there with the blacks and germans in the over endowment department.
4 - Our fashion sense simply can not be denied.
5 - We are immensely educated and successful.
6 - On a one to one basis, we earn more than heteros.
7 - We can walk into a woman's bathroom, see 10 bottles of shampoo and conditioner in the shower, and you know..... understand!
8 - We can get together and all talk about our boyfriends.
9 - We live in nice houses and drive expensive cars.
10 - We can dance.
11 - We can tell you if your window treatments are working.
12 - We know the trendiest resturants and vacation places.
13 - We can give good tips and suggestions on blow job performance. Then we can willingly sit back and let them practice. It won't be like they are cheating on their BF/spouse/fiance... cause hey! We're gay.
14 - We understand the importance of spending 7 hours and visiting 629 shoe stores and still leaving empty handed because we couldn't find the "right" pair.
15 - We can go to male strip bars with them. And "know" the strippers.
should I go on?