I'm seen as this 3000 year old fossil that likes to hang out in weight rooms when in reality I'm more of a 5400 year old fossil that got all jacked up stacking blocks for the pyramids (too bad those are going to be blown up soon...you have any idea how long it took me to carry those damn blocks.) anyway... I digress. That's how I got into weight lifting been doing it ever since. Let me tell you the Iron age was a wonderful thing to experience!
WODIN, I don't think of you that way. In fact, I see you as a man who enjoys and appreciates the finer aspects of gay sex and beastiality. That alone speaks volumes of your character. Tell Moses I said Ciao, please.
Kakdiesel, Can I PLEASE throw a dart at your head?