I have to admit that was a pretty fucking faggy post EM.
Jesus, chill the fuck out, eat decently, focus on getting stronger and in time things will work out.
Carb loading/depleting, water deprivation for a tight t-shirt? And at your age? Skipping 3 parties for a fucking diet?
I'm not sure if you correlate how fit you appear to have serious bearing on whether girls will find you attractive, but I can tell you legit confidence trumps all. I've known too many average and even quite a few ugly fucks with fine girls.
Personally I'd go insane trying to do all this carb load/delaod crap. It's really not necessary on a diet. Also keep in mind you can factor in 1-2 beers on a party day. Keep things moderate. You don't need to get shit faced. Puff a joint once and drink a beer or 2 and you're good.
Feel me?