My cat PEED on my chair.

[all the whey]

ouch...

lol.

PS-- invite me over and I will pee in your chair.

 

[bw1]

She is a SNEAKY little bi-atch. I don't think she hates me. I think the issue is that unless her litter is 100% new, she doesn't want to go in a dirty litter box. So, if she goes in it and I don't immediately clean it, she won't step foot in it again. She will just go on the sofa, chair, bed, wherever. Being that I work 10 hours/day, this is a PROBLEM.

Plus, she is the first cat that I didn't have declawed, and she instead has ripped up everything.

I will never get another indoor cat again in my life.

I loved animals so much as a kid that my relatives called me "Ellie May" but my cats were all OUTSIDE on a farm. I had 13 at one time. I will never have another cat indoors after this cat. They are NASTY. Freaking hair EVERYWHERE. I can vaccuum for an hour and then put devin on the floor and he get hair all over his face and hands. It's GROSS

hahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

 

[blueta2]

She isn't sick. She's ALWAYS done this. She has been checked out once per year every year and is super healthy. She has a super nice shiny coat, healthy as can be. She's just a crazy little wench.

nope, no cat is crazy to pee anywhere but a box.
A shiney coat means nothing. The 3 cats I had that were dying of aids all looked healthy.

This cat needs a blood test to check for kidney issues and to get checked for cystitus

Cats and cystitis
Inflammation of the bladder (cystitis) is a relatively common problem in the cat. The symptoms include frequent urination, or repeated attempts at urination with passage of only small amounts, plus difficulty and pain on urination, and blood in the urine. Other signs include urination in places other than the litter box (often the bath or shower), or behavioural changes such as depression, aggression or urine spraying.

Cystitis can sometimes result in a blockage of the urethra (the tube connecting the bladder to the outside), particularly in male cats. The bladder then fills, becoming painful, and potentially producing damage to the kidneys. This can be rapidly fatal, within 24 hours. It is vital that any cat that appears unable to urinate is seen urgently by a vet.

What causes it?
The precise cause is unclear, but factors that contribute include stress, a low water intake and the production of urine containing mineral crystals. Unlike in people, cystitis is not usually just an infection, although this occasionally occurs in older cats, especially those with kidney problems. Overweight cats and indoor cats appear to be more prone, possibly because they are less active

 

[heatherrae]

You could borrow our SATAN cat he's about 22lbs and hates all other animals.

I feel your pain, although I thibk your situation is worse.

Ours is a shelter cat with big issues, he always feels he will be without food and every AM as I stumble to the girl's room if I don't put food in his bowl (doesn't matter if it's full or empty) he will puke in all the areas of the house that we could step in it or all over the rugs. At first I thought no it can't be on purpose then a few times if I was in the kicthen making coffee and not paying attention to his food requests he would puke right behind my feet. If I would pet him while he was trying upchuck he would boom stop the need to puke.

Go figure.

Oh yeah, I forgot to even mention the PUKING. She pukes up food when she eats too fast. I pick it up all the time. This I dont' mind nearly as much as the fact that she has decided to bang on my door with her paws at 2 am every morning for the past 2 weeks! She wants me to go look in her food bowl, which is already FULL...lol.

When I don't open the door when she wants in she claws at the carpet. Now the carpet is pulled in the corners of all the doors. There goes my security deposit!

 

[nefertiti]

heather, there are actually kitty boxes that will sense weight and when the kitty leaves the box will self scoop. We had one for a while and it was great. Kept right up with all three of our cats.

 

[heatherrae]

heather, there are actually kitty boxes that will sense weight and when the kitty leaves the box will self scoop. We had one for a while and it was great. Kept right up with all three of our cats.

I bought one of those once but didn't like how the poop got stuck in the combing thingy. I use the crystal litter and like it very well. It is wortht he extra expense, IMO.

 

[heatherrae]

nope, no cat is crazy to pee anywhere but a box.
A shiney coat means nothing. The 3 cats I had that were dying of aids all looked healthy.

This cat needs a blood test to check for kidney issues and to get checked for cystitus

Cats and cystitis
Inflammation of the bladder (cystitis) is a relatively common problem in the cat. The symptoms include frequent urination, or repeated attempts at urination with passage of only small amounts, plus difficulty and pain on urination, and blood in the urine. Other signs include urination in places other than the litter box (often the bath or shower), or behavioural changes such as depression, aggression or urine spraying.

Cystitis can sometimes result in a blockage of the urethra (the tube connecting the bladder to the outside), particularly in male cats. The bladder then fills, becoming painful, and potentially producing damage to the kidneys. This can be rapidly fatal, within 24 hours. It is vital that any cat that appears unable to urinate is seen urgently by a vet.

What causes it?
The precise cause is unclear, but factors that contribute include stress, a low water intake and the production of urine containing mineral crystals. Unlike in people, cystitis is not usually just an infection, although this occasionally occurs in older cats, especially those with kidney problems. Overweight cats and indoor cats appear to be more prone, possibly because they are less active

I'll have it checked out.

If she has a clean bill of health, you want her? I'll drive this little bi-atch to canada to get rid of her.

LOL

 

[bottleneckblooz]

Sounds like HR has a BAAAAD kitty!

 

[blueta2]

I'll have it checked out.

If she has a clean bill of health, you want her? I'll drive this little bi-atch to canada to get rid of her.

LOL

Please have her checked. I've adopted the most insane cats and every one of these cats turned out to be total gems with enough love and attention.
And yes I will take her. If you can get her here, I will keep her

 

[nefertiti]

I'll have it checked out.

If she has a clean bill of health, you want her? I'll drive this little bi-atch to canada to get rid of her.

LOL

As I said, take her to a no kill agency. they will take her right off your hands. Problem solved.