My husband PEED on my chair

[heatherrae]

I HATE my husband. I can't even tell you how much. He has peed in my bed, scratched up my furniture, scratched my carpet up, gets his nasty body hair EVERYWHERE and you can't vaccuum this stuff up. It's like crazy glue. It is mere guilt that keeps me from dropping him at the pound TODAY.

Yesterday, I came home and sat down on the chair with my oreo pie and a fork, and thought, "Hmmm..why is my butt wet? I must have let a YooHoo leak on the chair?" Then, I thought about it more and realized that I KNEW I didn't do that. THEN THE SMELL HIT ME!!! Holy crap! I wanted to KILL that man. So, I took all the cushions off and sprayed them with an enzyme cleaner made just for that purpose and aired them out in the sun for hours. JESUS that is NASTY! Thank goodness this cleaner actually was the bomb and took the smell out, but that is just gross. I want to strangle this guy on a daily basis.

I HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM!

LOL...maybe you can find a no-kill shelter for him!

 

[heatherrae]

Heis a SNEAKY little bi-atch. I don't think he hates me. I think the issue is that unless his room is 100% a mess, he doesn't want to go in. So, if he goes in it and its not immediately a mess, he won't step foot in it again. He will just go on the sofa, chair, bed, wherever. Being that I work 10 hours/day, this is a PROBLEM.

Plus, he is the first man that I didn't have castrated, and he instead has jizzed up everything.

I will never get another man again in my life.

I loved men so much as a kid that my relatives called me "Ellie May" but my men were all OUTSIDE working on a farm. I had 13 at one time. I will never have another man after this one. They are NASTY. Freaking body hair EVERYWHERE. I can vaccuum for an hour and then sit my ass on the floor and get hair all over myself. It's GROSS

Holy parody. You got all my lines in here!

I approve!

 

[silverstar1025]

lol this is a funny thread.

 

[Bikini Mod]

meh, he's disposable, get rid of him and get a new one!

Now you are beginning to see the light!

 

[heatherrae]

he might have crystals forming in his weiner and making him misbehave or maybe it was because you were too harsh when you potty trained him when you first got him. Either way, it is all your fault, Smurfy, and you will burn in a lake of fire for your misdeeds!

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Give grump a 45 and be done with the fucker

 

[stilleto]

i would just put him down.

 

[bw1]

I HATE my husband. I can't even tell you how much. He has peed in my bed, scratched up my furniture, scratched my carpet up, gets his nasty body hair EVERYWHERE and you can't vaccuum this stuff up. It's like crazy glue. It is mere guilt that keeps me from dropping him at the pound TODAY.

Yesterday, I came home and sat down on the chair with my oreo pie and a fork, and thought, "Hmmm..why is my butt wet? I must have let a YooHoo leak on the chair?" Then, I thought about it more and realized that I KNEW I didn't do that. THEN THE SMELL HIT ME!!! Holy crap! I wanted to KILL that man. So, I took all the cushions off and sprayed them with an enzyme cleaner made just for that purpose and aired them out in the sun for hours. JESUS that is NASTY! Thank goodness this cleaner actually was the bomb and took the smell out, but that is just gross. I want to strangle this guy on a daily basis.

I HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM!

Did your husband have a blood test to check his kidneys?
Most husbands pee in strange places when they have kidney issues.
I've had MANY husbands in the last 14 yrs, I've seen it all. Every time one of my husbands started to pee in strange places, it was 99.9% of the time the husband was ill.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Give grump a 45 and be done with the fucker

You know, I would, except he really does eat pussy unbelievably well....

Awe fuck, I get I am getting soft in my old age.

As long as his tongue keeps working he gets to live another day.

 

[heatherrae]

Did your husband have a blood test to check his kidneys?
Most husbands pee in strange places when they have kidney issues.
I've had MANY husbands in the last 14 yrs, I've seen it all. Every time one of my husbands started to pee in strange places, it was 99.9% of the time the husband was ill.