I showed my ass today and my wife is pissed but who gives a fuck

[cindylou]

I got the shit slapped out of me for being a disrespectful little fucker when I was 17. Never popped off to my mother again.

Btw looking back, she was right

Haha I bet she was smaller and weaker than you though at 17

 

[ceo]

Now im in the dog house lmao maybe she will divorce me now since im an uncontrollable fucking barbarian again. We will be smoking dat purple by summer fo sho

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I thought you already got a divorce? Or is this a new wife? Number what...? 5?

Though you had moved out and she was divorcing your ass and you were banging a new broad at the office? Did you marry that one, or go back to the other one?

What's the dealio yo?

 

[jnevin]

I thought you already got a divorce? Or is this a new wife? Number what...? 5?

Though you had moved out and she was divorcing your ass and you were banging a new broad at the office? Did you marry that one, or go back to the other one?

What's the dealio yo?

That didn't happen either.

 

[bigpokey]

lolol

 

[ceo]

I'm pretty sure my mom slapped the piss out of me a few times. I'm sure it was warranted though.

I got the shit slapped out of me for being a disrespectful little fucker when I was 17. Never popped off to my mother again.

Btw looking back, she was right

I didn't know you guys were black?

 

[mrplunkey]

You can't be this dense.

Yes, unfortunately he is.

We've found someone who is too stupid to post on EF. Just contemplate that for a second. Scary.

 

[ceo]

If you asked me to help you I would with every ounce of my being

Sweet...in that case, you've got a PM!!

 

[redsamurai]

You can't be this dense.

so if a guy undid his belt and started strapping his kid infront of you and a bleacher full of women and children...and didn't stop for minutes on end. I'm dense? This was based off plunkey's own proposition so just go stand in the corner ok? I don't have the hat on me but just go stand over there and pretend you've got a cone hat on kthnxbye

 

[bigbassturd]

I didn't know you guys were black?

Aaahahahaha

 

[redsamurai]

On cue another misreable fuck weighs in.

it's "miserable" but yes indeed you are 100% correct.