My husband PEED on my chair

[Bikini Mod]

Best thread EVER.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I have had many men, and I think he must be diseased. He probably has worm turds or flea mites plus a really bad attitude or maybe you are just a bad man owner. I have heard that men are some of the most loyal animals on the planet

 

[Smurfy]

Fucking shoot him and be done with it already!!!

He did it the first day that I met him and he is and has been in perfect health.

I've had him checked by the shrink -- no infections, no problems.


Another thing he does that makes me nuts is he throws all of his dirty underwear out of his room. He will literally stand outside his room and dig in his nose and throw it all out on the floor.



I'm at my wits end with him. Truly I am.

 

[EnderJE]

I'm an man lover. don't get me wrong, but this animal is DESTRUCTIVE and NASTY, and too dirty to have around. If I leave my door open, he gets in my bed. I've been trying to find him a home for a YEAR now. No lie. No one wants him!

Let me guess. He tries to hump you at the worse times.

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

No I think he has an upper body brain infection or some virus in his ear. He can't be well. A shiney new forehead is not an indication of a healthy man.

 

[Smurfy]

Does he take his poop out of the toilet and throw it on the floor?

Heis a SNEAKY little bi-atch. I don't think he hates me. I think the issue is that unless his room is 100% a mess, he doesn't want to go in. So, if he goes in it and its not immediately a mess, he won't step foot in it again. He will just go on the sofa, chair, bed, wherever. Being that I work 10 hours/day, this is a PROBLEM.

Plus, he is the first man that I didn't have castrated, and he instead has jizzed up everything.

I will never get another man again in my life.

I loved men so much as a kid that my relatives called me "Ellie May" but my men were all OUTSIDE working on a farm. I had 13 at one time. I will never have another man after this one. They are NASTY. Freaking body hair EVERYWHERE. I can vaccuum for an hour and then sit my ass on the floor and get hair all over myself. It's GROSS

 

[Smurfy]

No I think he has an upper body brain infection or some virus in his ear. He can't be well. A shiney new forehead is not an indication of a healthy man.

He isn't sick. He's ALWAYS done this. He has been checked out once per year every year and is super healthy. He gave me a super nice shiny diamond, he's healthy as can be. He's just a crazy little wench.

 

[blueta2]

LOL.......Some people on here are too stupid to realize how truly funny this is!

Send your hubby to me and I'll love him until he stops pissing

 

[Bikini Mod]

He isn't sick. He's ALWAYS done this. He has been checked out once per year every year and is super healthy. He gave me a super nice shiny diamond, he's healthy as can be. He's just a crazy little wench.

Smurfy, this is BY FAR the funniest shit I have read on elite in a loooooooooong ass time.

 

[Smurfy]

LOL.......Some people on here are too stupid to realize how truly funny this is!

Send your hubby to me and I'll love him until he stops pissing

I'll have it checked out.

If he has a clean bill of health, you want him? I'll drive this little bi-atch to canada to get rid of him.

LOL