I showed my ass today and my wife is pissed but who gives a fuck

[redsamurai]

Yes, unfortunately he is.

We've found someone who is too stupid to post on EF. Just contemplate that for a second. Scary.

can I pompadour?

 

[bigbassturd]

Haha I bet she was smaller and weaker than you though at 17

she was, but we knew not to fuck with her lol she is an old school southern mom. And if by some miracle she couldn't handle one of us, my dad would step in and I DAMN sure wasn't bigger than him when I was 17 haha he's like 6'1'' 265

IDK what got into me that day, but i'll never forget it. Her big ass wedding ring busted my lip and my ego went flying out the window lolololol I was butthurt for days

 

[nangiggles]

she was, but we knew not to fuck with her lol she is an old school southern mom. And if by some miracle she couldn't handle one of us, my dad would step in and I DAMN sure wasn't bigger than him when I was 17 haha he's like 6'1'' 265

IDK what got into me that day, but i'll never forget it. Her big ass wedding ring busted my lip and my ego went flying out the window lolololol I was butthurt for days

Lol when I was 9 dad asked me something and I replied like an insolent, something like "mind your own Damn business" he was gonna slap me in the mouth but changed his mind mid air and just got my bottom lip with 2 fingers, I was shocked and never talked back again

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[WoodyO]

Lol when I was 9 dad asked me something and I replied like an insolent, something like "mind your own Damn business" he was gonna slap me in the mouth but changed his mind mid air and just got my bottom lip with 2 fingers, I was shocked and never talked back again

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Great story

 

[ceo]

9 years ago my husband asked me something and I replied like an insolent, something like "mind your own Damn business" he was gonna slap me in the mouth but changed his mind mid air and just got my bottom lip with 2 fingers, I was shocked and never talked back again

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Fixed.

 

[nangiggles]

Fixed.

lol, Im still an insolent, my husband knows he'd be in deep shit if he did that, I'm not one to rollover and take it, not anymore, already had an asshole like that in my life and never again, ain't nobody got time for that!

 

[WoodyO]

lol, Im still an insolent, my husband knows he'd be in deep shit if he did that, I'm not one to rollover and take it, not anymore, already had an asshole like that in my life and never again, ain't nobody got time for that!

But you don't mind dry anal?

 

[nangiggles]

But you don't mind dry anal?

it's not a punishment

 

[zwhit]

she was, but we knew not to fuck with her lol she is an old school southern mom. And if by some miracle she couldn't handle one of us, my dad would step in and I DAMN sure wasn't bigger than him when I was 17 haha he's like 6'1'' 265

IDK what got into me that day, but i'll never forget it. Her big ass wedding ring busted my lip and my ego went flying out the window lolololol I was butthurt for days

she beat your pride bro

 

[cindylou]

lol!

 

[Headholio]

http://oi46.tinypic.com/a9rerb.jpg

 

[Strongbow]

This wouldn't happen either.

We know negro we know. You can climb back in bed now bro beans

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[Strongbow]

That didn't happen either.

Dude really ? You been snorting haterade?

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[Strongbow]

I thought you already got a divorce? Or is this a new wife? Number what...? 5?

Though you had moved out and she was divorcing your ass and you were banging a new broad at the office? Did you marry that one, or go back to the other one?

What's the dealio yo?

See what had happened was. Ill tell you later its all good thou

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[-SD-]

Can I keep getting marred, I mean married?

 

[nangiggles]

Can I keep getting marred, I mean married?

Can I no marriage?

 

[pdaddyII]

I didn't know you guys were black?

Omglolololololol

 

[zwhit]

my mama is a thug