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My cat PEED on my chair.

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ok forget it. Now I'm really done in this thread.
Everyone who pm'ed me and k msg me, you're right., No point!
 
blueta2 said:
you see BM this is the sort of immature behavior I'm talking about.
Why not take our difference of opinions and just accept it.
you go on and on and on.
I didn't lose respect for you cause you hate animals, I lost all respect for you b/c you behave like a child when you post shit like this.

I never believed what Plunk would say, but now I;m starting to see it. And not saying that to be mean, but seriously, you never let up!

Woman you are truly funny!

Where did you get the notion that I hate animals? I LOVE animals.... just not as much as humans.

If that makes me immature -

*raises hand*

Guilty as charged.

I still haven't hurled NOT ONE personal attack.

What is there for me to "let up about"?

And you are really going out on a limb when you have to resort to quoting Plunkey for anything in reference to me.

.... please do go on.

I've not insulted you yet but you've insulted me thrice now. And yet, you are getting ever more pissed that I simply refuse to be upset as there is NOTHING for me to be upset about. :whatever:
 
blueta2 said:
ok forget it. Now I'm really done in this thread.
Everyone who pm'ed me and k msg me, you're right., No point!

I could say the same but I don't NEED a "mob" to back me up.

... just sayin is all.
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Go BM GO!!

Oh come on now... this is EXACTLY like the thread where HeatherRae posted up about her douchebag coworker who got his sorry ass fired.

I mean, what do people think? That if they *feel* a certain way they are going to get into heaven faster?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Oh come on now... this is EXACTLY like the thread where HeatherRae posted up about her douchebag coworker who got his sorry ass fired.

I mean, what do people think? That if they *feel* a certain way they are going to get into heaven faster?



The funny part is HR started all this bullshit with her fuckin cat thread
 
blueta2 said:
My the way Dale, my friend breed Dobermans are you are 101% incorrect.
Dobermans are the most loyal breeds if raised correctly.
You were either not a good owner or the dog was ill.


A CANDID LOOK AT DOBERMAN TEMPERAMENT
by John T. Brueggeman




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Although Doberman temperament has undergone a gradual but steady decrease in overall sharpness during recent years, today's Doberman is still a dog that requires intelligent handling and does offer good protection for his owner, family, home, auto and business. But due to his energetic nature and super intelligence, many people do not make good owners although he isn't nearly as difficult to own as he was in those earlier days when the Doberman earned his reputation as being the sharpest thing on four feet! The uneducated public still harbors a pronounced fear of the Doberman Pinscher, and strangely enough, this has been a lasting blessing for the breed. But how then, can the Doberman breed with such a reputation, be one of the ten most popular breeds in the United States today.
The answer is simple enough. The Doberman has always been, for the most part, extremely loyal and very trustworthy to his master to a greater extent than most other breeds. He is also a dog that becomes an important and enjoyable part of the family. He requires close association with those he loves and when this love is present, his temperament makes him a natural protector.


WHAT???? What is all this the cat is sick the dog is sick? I think sickness is elsewhere.

My Dobbies were bred and were great dogs until age 7. Who the fuck are you to tell me I am a bad owner? I have had large dogs all my life including Rottweilers, German Shepards (Red Shepards look that up My dogs name was Bear)

Once a dog exhibits bite behavior ask your friend what he does, espescially with Dobbies. they turn overnight. SO I would be happy to have given them to you. Then we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Besides he raises them don't believe everything you read. They were my second set of Great dogs until they get older. The people that lived in the area also had Dobbies, similar situation after a long term ownership with a couple out of more than a dozen.

Did you forget to take your meds? I have never had a problem with you ever!

Get a grip!
 
hog#head#cheese said:
The funny part is HR started all this bullshit with her fuckin cat thread

That bitch... I need take her over my knee and give her a good spankin LOL First her douchebag co-worker now a freaking cat for goodness sake!

Ms HeatherRae... you would be happier if you spent less time *feeling badly* for people/things that clearly do not deserve these feelings. These feelings serve no usefull purpose anyway. Just do what you gotta do and stop feeling all that negativity. It doesn't help you. All it does is zap your energy.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
WHAT???? What is all this the cat is sick the dog is sick? I think sickness is elsewhere.

My Dobbies were bred and were great dogs until age 7. Who the fuck are you to tell me I am a bad owner? I have had large dogs all my life including Rottweilers, German Shepards (Red Shepards look that up My dogs name was Bear)

Once a dog exhibits bite behavior ask your friend what he does, espescially with Dobbies. they turn overnight. SO I would be happy to have given them to you. Then we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Did you forget to take your meds? I have never had a problem with you ever!

Get a grip!

Blueta is done in this thread. You will not get a response~!
 
Smurfy said:
lol BM is one tough cookie

Well yea... I mean the whole thread absurd.

I now *hate* animals and somehow all the bullshit wanton hatred that was thrown at me *all of the sudden* was now deserved (I wonder if everyone else that was an object of the same hatred for different circumstances deserved it too? LOL) because I simply refuse to get upset over something that I don't feel the need to be upset about.

IT IS A CAT - NOT A HUMAN CHILD.

Let us get a grip, shall we? Step back and gain some perspective.

'Course Blue thought that by trying to needle me about MY CHILDREN that somehow she would rouse my ire?

I could make an equally hurtfull reply, but I don't roll that way. I don't need to BECAUSE I AM NOT HURT. :whatever: Besides that, I don't NEED to call someone a name or put them down or even make a REALLY NASTY personal comment about them simply because I can't support my point of view intelligently... as clearly I HAVE. :)
 
Hey I would be down with it if a mod decided to lock the thread. 'Course I don't have the power to do that.

I am really embarrassed for those who felt the need to make wanton personal attacks because they simply couldn't support their point of view with an intelligent arguement.

My opinion of anyone has NOT been changed by anything posted on this thread. period, end of story.
 
BM....I am impartial in your debate with blue, but from where I stand you've been pretty passive aggressive in this thread. You both have crossed certain lines I think but you denying that you were not provoking some of it is like wearing a condom and claiming you didn't have sex....just my observation. I am NOT GETTING IN THE MIDDLE and this is my only comment, but as an outside observer, that's what it looks like to me...no clean parties here.
 
nefertiti said:
BM....I am impartial in your debate with blue, but from where I stand you've been pretty passive aggressive in this thread. You both have crossed certain lines I think but you denying that you were not provoking some of it is like wearing a condom and claiming you didn't have sex....just my observation. I am NOT GETTING IN THE MIDDLE and this is my only comment, but as an outside observer, that's what it looks like to me...no clean parties here.

That's ok... I am not offended.

We all read and hear with our own filters and not with the author's/speakers filters. It is inevitable.

So I don't feel the need to get offended when others *think* they know what my motivations are.

I stated my position clearly why then would I feel the need to be passive aggressive? I did not remotely try to disguise my feelings.

PS - my husband's posts are his own and have naught to do with me.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
That's ok... I am not offended.

We all read and hear with our own filters and not with the author's/speakers filters. It is inevitable.

So I don't feel the need to get offended when others *think* they know what my motivations are.

I stated my position clearly why then would I feel the need to be passive aggressive? I did not remotely try to disguise my feelings.

Well if I read it with that filter...perhaps you can understand why blueta might have read it the same way? I like you both and dislike what I've seen happen here.
 
nefertiti said:
Well if I read it with that filter...perhaps you can understand why blueta might have read it the same way? I like you both and dislike what I've seen happen here.

But that is ON HER.

I never once personally attacked her. NEVER ONCE...

I was the first to agree to disagree.

I don't need a referee. Hell the whole damned site could say they disagree with my personal point of view, unless one person could offer me an intelligent arguement to sway me - sorry, I remain with my initial point of view. I mean, isn't that how an intelligent debate is supposed to function?

Even if you strongly DISLIKED me that would not change my point of view. Everyone oughtta know that by now. LOL

And as I said, my personal feelings about anyone that has participated in this thread have not changed ONE IOTA.
 
You'll never get a man like that!!! You are going to be that crazy old cat lady! LOL

BTW, you know how people that smoke stink and don't know it? I wonder if you smell like cat pee and just don't know it?

Just sayin'
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Nobody likes a quitter!

Sorry. I have no interest in furthering the topic, and I'm not going to continue the spectacle for the entertainment of others. They are perfectly capable of talking things out privately if they wish to. :chomp:
 
What a great thread what about the HR thread when the coworker gets fired? I heard thats a goody
 
I already said I was down for green jello what, like 15 pages ago?

As I said, my opinion about anyone who posted on this thread has not changed one iota.

It's all good with me.
 
I was on the way home and I sped up to hit two bunnies, damn only got one. The slow one, see natural selection works. Like when a bear chases a couple hunters, ya just have to be faster than the slowest hunter.
 
heatherrae said:
I HATE my cat. I can't even tell you how much. She has peed in my bed, scratched up my furniture, scratched my carpet up, gets her nasty hair EVERYWHERE and you can't vaccuum this stuff up. It's like crazy glue. It is mere guilt that keeps me from dropping her at the pound TODAY.

Yesterday, I came home and sat down on the chair with devin and thought, "Hmmm..why is my butt wet? I must have let a bottle leak on the chair?" Then, I thought about it more and realized that I KNEW I didn't do that. THEN THE SMELL HIT ME!!! Holy crap! I wanted to KILL that cat. So, I took all the cushions off and sprayed them with an enzyme cleaner made just for that purpose and aired them out in the sun for hours. JESUS that is NASTY! Thank goodness this cleaner actually was the bomb and took the smell out, but that is just gross. I want to strangle this cat on a daily basis.

I HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER!


She must be a republican.
 
blueta2 said:
Where did I needle you about your children?

That comment about Plunkey? The vile shit he would post up about me? THE ONLY exchanges that he and I had EVER had were in reference to MY CHILDREN... so one would think that would be a logical assumption?

And what was all that about you defending me in the past? If you felt that need you should have done it because you thought it was something that was

1. worthy of your efforts.

2. something that you believed in regardless of who I was.

and not because you felt that this meant I should agree with whatever viewpoint you ever have in any sort of debate.

It was a bad attempt at a cheap shot.

I haven't even TRIED to hide my true feelings about animals vs human beings. Hell one might even say I didn't even TRY to candy coat or politically correct them. Why should I? For goodness sakes - WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS HERE - NOT HUMAN BEINGS. So I should be "sensitive" why exactly? It's not like the dogs and kitties of the world will be reading my words on elite.

Let us gain some perspective, shall we?

If you choose to put animals onto the same tier as human beings then you are free to do so. I never once said anything ill about you personally for this. Nor have I ever advocated the wanton mistreatment of any living thing, not even plants. So where you got this "I hate animals" stuff is beyond me. But if that is what you need to tell yourself in order to justify my existance in your head, then you are free to do so. I am not bothered by that one bit. No sarcasm... just stating a fact.

I am still trying to understand where you felt so attacked that you felt the need to retaliate with personal shots? I never said anything bad about you. I pointed out the flaw with you quoting Ghandi about juding a society by how they treat their animals. Strange words from a man who hailed from a society where a female life is less than that of a freaking cow.

Ya gotta be kiddin me.
 
Smurfy said:
fyi old ladies. i'm still watching over this thread so let's keep it clean or I will unleash on your asses!

Smurf, can you see where I needled her children? I never brought up her kids?! I am on drugs today so maybe I wrote it and just can't find it?
 
blueta2 said:
Smurf, can you see where I needled her children? I never brought up her kids?! I am on drugs today so maybe I wrote it and just can't find it?

I dont need Smurfy to tell anyone anything. I thought I expressed myself quite succintly. :)
 
Here perhaps this will help:

blueta2 said:
you see BM this is the sort of immature behavior I'm talking about.
Why not take our difference of opinions and just accept it.
you go on and on and on.
I didn't lose respect for you cause you hate animals, I lost all respect for you b/c you behave like a child when you post shit like this.

I never believed what Plunk would say, but now I;m starting to see it. And not saying that to be mean, but seriously, you never let up!

And yet my opinion of you remains the same.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
That comment about Plunkey? The vile shit he would post up about me? THE ONLY exchanges that he and I had EVER had were in reference to MY CHILDREN... so one would think that would be a logical assumption?

And what was all that about you defending me in the past? If you felt that need you should have done it because you thought it was something that was

1. worthy of your efforts.

2. something that you believed in regardless of who I was.

and not because you felt that this meant I should agree with whatever viewpoint you ever have in any sort of debate.

It was a bad attempt at a cheap shot.

I haven't even TRIED to hide my true feelings about animals vs human beings. Hell one might even say I didn't even TRY to candy coat or politically correct them. Why should I? For goodness sakes - WE ARE TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS HERE - NOT HUMAN BEINGS. So I should be "sensitive" why exactly? It's not like the dogs and kitties of the world will be reading my words on elite.

Let us gain some perspective, shall we?

If you choose to put animals onto the same tier as human beings then you are free to do so. I never once said anything ill about you personally for this. Nor have I ever advocated the wanton mistreatment of any living thing, not even plants. So where you got this "I hate animals" stuff is beyond me. But if that is what you need to tell yourself in order to justify my existance in your head, then you are free to do so. I am not bothered by that one bit. No sarcasm... just stating a fact.

I am still trying to understand where you felt so attacked that you felt the need to retaliate with personal shots? I never said anything bad about you. I pointed out the flaw with you quoting Ghandi about juding a society by how they treat their animals. Strange words from a man who hailed from a society where a female life is less than that of a freaking cow.

Ya gotta be kiddin me.



You took that as me taking a shot at your kids!
In every friggin thread you bring up your abusive ex and your kids.
I was there in your thread about your kids happy for you and you can take me agreeing with plunkey's assessment of you as me taking a shot at your kids?

Let's gain some perspective? My God! Seriously!

Ok guys, am I being punked! Is Ashton going to come out of the closet soon?

No wait, I'm on an episode of the twilight zone right?

BM I have nothing further to say to you..........ever or to your charming husband!
 
blueta2 said:
You took that as me taking a shot at your kids!
In every friggin thread you bring up your abusive ex and your kids.
I was there in your thread about your kids happy for you and you can take me agreeing with plunkey's assessment of you as me taking a shot at your kids?

Let's gain some perspective? My God! Seriously!

Ok guys, am I being punked! Is Ashton going to come out of the closet soon?

No wait, I'm on an episode of the twilight zone right?

BM I have nothing further to say to you..........ever or to your charming husband!

So much for loyalty or defense. More drugs please
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Here perhaps this will help:



And yet my opinion of you remains the same.

and from this you get that I slighted your CHILDREN?

Wait now I'm going to say this

"smurf has beautiful tits"

Did you get from that "BM IS NUTS" I know I did !
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
So much for loyalty or defense. More drugs please


I think it's time you take old YELLER of my children out back and .........well you know the rest


I'm on antibiotics for my lyme you old wind bag!
 
blueta2 said:
I think it's time you take old YELLER of my children out back and .........well you know the rest


I'm on antibiotics for my lyme you old wind bag!

It seems to have affected your judgement madame

And yes I do. Is your animal some what of a problem?

And weeks ago I offered you some free product to see if it would help you. Because as you know I have no heart and really don't care about much of anything.

So I am done.
 
blueta2 said:
You took that as me taking a shot at your kids!
In every friggin thread you bring up your abusive ex and your kids.
I was there in your thread about your kids happy for you and you can take me agreeing with plunkey's assessment of you as me taking a shot at your kids?

Let's gain some perspective? My God! Seriously!

Ok guys, am I being punked! Is Ashton going to come out of the closet soon?

No wait, I'm on an episode of the twilight zone right?

BM I have nothing further to say to you..........ever or to your charming husband!

LOL

Not about my kids dear lady... that was a cheap shot a
AT ME.

It's interesting that you "now agree" w/Plunkey's old assessment of me. Cool, does that mean you agree with some of the other nasty assessment's that Plunkey has made about others on elite? Either way, that is YOUR RIGHT.

Perhaps you should learn to think for yourself and if you can't form an intelligent arguement to support your point of view then don't reduce yourself to name-calling. It isn't becoming and I figured you, and still do figure you for one that is far too intelligent for that type of discourse. :whatever:

I know I've done that in the past far too many time and ALWAYS got pissed off at myself after the fact. But just as you seem to take offense to the fact that I am NOT ASHAMED to say that I value HUMAN LIFE MORE than the lives of animals I don't take offense to your point of view either.

Still trying to figure out where you got set off exactly. :whatever:

Either way, it's cool. As I said many times on this thread, my opinion of ANYONE who posted on this thread has not changed ONE IOTA.

LOL @"OLd yeller of MY CHILDREN" ... but I am passive aggressive?

That had to be THE MOST PATHETIC display of small-mindedness I have seen in a long time and shows your true colors.

As I said - My opinion of everyone who posted on this thread has remained UNCHANGED. :)

Go pet your kitties while my children are abused. I hope you feel better now because I most certainly do NOT.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
It seems to have affected your judgement madame

And yes I do. Is your animal some what of a problem?

And weeks ago I offered you some free product to see if it would help you. Because as you know I have no heart and really don't care about much of anything.

So I am done.


well if u offered in a thread, I never saw it. If you did, thank you.
And I've only taken 3 abx thus far so my judgement is bang on.

thanks again
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
I was on the way home and I sped up to hit two bunnies, damn only got one. The slow one, see natural selection works. Like when a bear chases a couple hunters, ya just have to be faster than the slowest hunter.


Wrong...you just have to be smart enough to trip the other hunter :)
 
My cat is great. He is wanted, and he knows it. He never pisses or shits where he's not supposed to.
 
Holy crap!!! 27 pages about a cat pissing on something!!!
LOL

I'd follow what nef said earier... It most likely jealous of your kid... No room for that with a kid... Good luck and all the best.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
You are correct! People that allow bad animals to option of really hurting someone should be spayed as not to pollute the already screwed up gene pool.

Two well trained animals that their main job was protection are not something to mess with. Once a Dobbie disobeys even one command or exhibits bite behavior ir is time to so exactly what I did.

The two animals grew up together and were teained as a team, they were 7 years old and very strong and healthy.

If one animal decided to take me or anyone else down that would be the last thing I would ever see. I would be food for days. And still dead.

So animals are animals and here to serve us. Just like those ugly cattle we eat that are made of steaks and roasts.

Or at least something functional:

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here here! People who allow their dogs, who they know are biters, bite a child should go to PRISON. I love animals, but I love children WAY MORE. My ex had a St Bernard that was a biter. It has bitten 3 or 4 people now and he still keeps it! It bit a little boy ON THE FACE! The little boy had to have stitches in his face. the only reason he didn't get sued was because it was his employee's son who was bitten, and the employee was probably afraid of being fired.
 
heatherrae said:
here here! People who allow their dogs, who they know are biters, bite a child should go to PRISON. I love animals, but I love children WAY MORE. My ex had a St Bernard that was a biter. It has bitten 3 or 4 people now and he still keeps it! It bit a little boy ON THE FACE! The little boy had to have stitches in his face. the only reason he didn't get sued was because it was his employee's son who was bitten, and the employee was probably afraid of being fired.[/QUOTE


LOL,Here we go again
 
I was thinking about how mad people got in this thread last night. You know, I think all the people who were really mad don't have children. Once you have kids, you get some perspective on the whole pet thing. Yes, we love our pets LIKE one of the family, but once you have a baby, you get a grip and realize these pets are NOT OUR BABIES. So, when it comes down to babying some animal or making your human child live in filth, you are going to choose your human child. Period.

Wait until you guys have babies, if you do have babies, and a little light bulb will go on over your head and you will say, "I see what HR meant now."
 
pappad said:
You'll never get a man like that!!! You are going to be that crazy old cat lady! LOL

BTW, you know how people that smoke stink and don't know it? I wonder if you smell like cat pee and just don't know it?

Just sayin'
BWA HA HA...


F*ck now I'm paranoid!
 
heatherrae said:
I was thinking about how mad people got in this thread last night. You know, I think all the people who were really mad don't have children. Once you have kids, you get some perspective on the whole pet thing. Yes, we love our pets LIKE one of the family, but once you have a baby, you get a grip and realize these pets are NOT OUR BABIES. So, when it comes down to babying some animal or making your human child live in filth, you are going to choose your human child. Period.

Wait until you guys have babies, if you do have babies, and a little light bulb will go on over your head and you will say, "I see what HR meant now."
this is true.

until you have kids, your pet may be the closest thing you have that you consider an extension of yourself and you love it and nurture it as if you bore it (i know that sounds silly but true pet lovers know what I mean, you truly feel like you are the parent)
but once you have a child, while you dont stop loving animals and pets, it does put a different spin on things and you suddenly have a whole new perspective not only on pets, but on life as a whole. its not easy to explain.
 
Smurfy said:
this is true.

until you have kids, your pet may be the closest thing you have that you consider an extension of yourself and you love it and nurture it as if you bore it (i know that sounds silly but true pet lovers know what I mean, you truly feel like you are the parent)
but once you have a child, while you dont stop loving animals and pets, it does put a different spin on things and you suddenly have a whole new perspective not only on pets, but on life as a whole. its not easy to explain.
EXACTLY!
 
Smurfy said:
I'm smart
If you were at the pound, I would totally adopt you. (I would have you put to sleep when you became inconvenient for me, but I would adopt you for a little bit)
 
Smurfy said:
this is true.

until you have kids, your pet may be the closest thing you have that you consider an extension of yourself and you love it and nurture it as if you bore it (i know that sounds silly but true pet lovers know what I mean, you truly feel like you are the parent)
but once you have a child, while you dont stop loving animals and pets, it does put a different spin on things and you suddenly have a whole new perspective not only on pets, but on life as a whole. its not easy to explain.

Yet you just did.

So now what is that, three mothers that are going to hell for *hating animals*? .... or is that three mothers who don't feel ashamed to say that while they love animals, they love their children (or ANY human) MORE.

And it's interesting to note that I am *the only* board member who "isn't allowed" to talk about her children?

I am now "Old Yeller of her children"?!?!

Baby - you had BETTER FUCKIN BELIEVE IT.

I will never EVER EVER rest until my children are safe and protected and HAPPY. Anyone who *is getting tired* or who has *gotten tired* reading about it (sorry, I don't have any recent cute family pictures of them because for now a process must be completed before I can bring them home to me and my old windbag husband who has dedicated HIS LIFE to bringing children he did NOT father to safety) will have to remain statisfied to type and talk about them.

Anyone who has difficulty wrapping their arms around the unfathomable suffering that is our daily existance need not speak to that, but should just scroll by. My existance is not affected by them, not one iota. :whatever:

Once we our family back the board will be sick with all the pics we post. :heart:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Yet you just did.

So now what is that, three mothers that are going to hell for *hating animals*? .... or is that three mothers who don't feel ashamed to say that while they love animals, they love their children (or ANY human) MORE.

And it's interesting to note that I am *the only* board member who "isn't allowed" to talk about her children?

I am now "Old Yeller of her children"?!?!

Baby - you had BETTER FUCKIN BELIEVE IT.

I will never EVER EVER rest until my children are safe and protected and HAPPY. Anyone who *is getting tired* or who has *gotten tired* reading about it (sorry, I don't have any recent cute family pictures of them because for now a process must be completed before I can bring them home to me and my old windbag husband who has dedicated HIS LIFE to bringing children he did NOT father to safety) will have to remain statisfied to type and talk about them.

Once we get them back the board will be sick with all the pics we post. :heart:
Ah, we love you BM and pray for your kids to swiftly be brought home. =-)
 
I love BM and her 15 line k messages damn that woman loves to type
 
heatherrae said:
Ah, we love you BM and pray for your kids to swiftly be brought home. =-)

I know that HeatherRae... still it is good to hear.

My Nini rarely communicates with me anymore. She told me in a few texts last night that she is utterly depressed and just prefers to be alone (read = drinking/doing drugs). :(

I want to scream... but I won't because it won't do a damned bit of good anyway.

I'll go water my plants instead.
 
hog#head#cheese said:
I love BM and her 15 line k messages damn that woman loves to type

LOL You oughtta hear me talk!

Although when me and the Old Grump are together he is center stage. If you could make it to the meet-up you would see. The dude is non-stop "on".... I really love that about him.
 
heatherrae said:
you go first.

ok, thank you in advance. =-)

See now, I thought everyone on the whole damned internet has seen my nekkid behind. :rolleyes: You turn your head for a second and *flash* it was there, and now it's gone!

PAY CLOSER ATTENTION PEOPLE
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL You oughtta hear me talk!

Although when me and the Old Grump are together he is center stage. If you could make it to the meet-up you would see. The dude is non-stop "on".... I really love that about him.


:worried:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
LOL You oughtta hear me talk!

Although when me and the Old Grump are together he is center stage. If you could make it to the meet-up you would see. The dude is non-stop "on".... I really love that about him.


Believe me BM i would LOVE to take advantage of a small spot in your single wide(LOL)But the timing is fucked a weekend with you and grump would be a real treat for me.
 
heatherrae said:
If you were at the pound, I would totally adopt you. (I would have you put to sleep when you became inconvenient for me, but I would adopt you for a little bit)

OK... now you are REALLY on your way to hell. LOL

Here is a story that I told on elite before:

When my sister and her kids moved out of the US last year they went to a neighbor's house to play. My sister's kids were warned, "DO NOT GET NEAR THAT DOG - HE BITES - THAT IS WHY HE IS ON A CHAIN" (In Magyar Orszag many of the dogs are for protection. They are not kept alive for pets. The family can barely afford to feed their kids. If the dog serves no usefull purpose, he is NOT kept.). He was 7 years old and being the boy that he is, HE DIDNT LISTEN and got his head caught in the dog's mouth. A frantic trip to the emergency room (luckily they have free health care there so my sister could afford it) and you know what happened to the dog?

NOT A FUCKING THING. THE DOG WAS DOING ITS JOB - PROTECTING THE HOUSE FROM AN INTRUDER.

You know what happened to my nephew?

The only reason my sister didn't beat his behind is that the physical pain from the dog bites was more than enough *punishment* for his disobedience. All three of my sister's children learned VERY quickly that dogs are NOT members of the family.

I guess an entire country of soulless people are going straight to hell. I hope they save me a seat because I'd get tired of standing around for eternity.
 
I would put everyone to sleep here. I am sick, my Doctor says I am well, I have a cold nose but it runs, I pee myself and I am not going to change cause I am not done yet. I feel like chasing cars right now.
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
I would put everyone to sleep here. I am sick, my Doctor says I am well, I have a cold nose but it runs, I pee myself and I am not going to change cause I am not done yet. I feel like chasing cars right now.
BM should squirt you with a water bottle to get you to BEHAVE
 
heatherrae said:
BM should squirt you with a water bottle to get you to BEHAVE

Goddamn old windbag!

If he didn't lick some mean kitty, I sure would put his sorry ass out of its misery!!!

... but I would feel badly about it. Does that mean that I am going to heaven?
 
heatherrae said:
I HATE my cat. I can't even tell you how much. She has peed in my bed, scratched up my furniture, scratched my carpet up, gets her nasty hair EVERYWHERE and you can't vaccuum this stuff up. It's like crazy glue. It is mere guilt that keeps me from dropping her at the pound TODAY.

Yesterday, I came home and sat down on the chair with devin and thought, "Hmmm..why is my butt wet? I must have let a bottle leak on the chair?" Then, I thought about it more and realized that I KNEW I didn't do that. THEN THE SMELL HIT ME!!! Holy crap! I wanted to KILL that cat. So, I took all the cushions off and sprayed them with an enzyme cleaner made just for that purpose and aired them out in the sun for hours. JESUS that is NASTY! Thank goodness this cleaner actually was the bomb and took the smell out, but that is just gross. I want to strangle this cat on a daily basis.

I HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER!


She's just a cat, she doesn't know any better. The furniture scratching could have been prevented by having her declawed. Is she a long hair or short haired cat? Long haired cats are VERY difficult to keep from shedding all over your house. The peeing everywhere...ask the vet.

Sorry to hear you sat in the cat pee.

If it makes you feel better, after I clean and vacuum up a spot on my carpet that was covered in cat puke, my cat will just do it again the next day.
 
HR - I know this thread is way played out but what the hell. I didn't even read it until I found out is was such a hot topic.

Similar experience, when we had our first child, our cat, that we had for about 5 yrs, starting taking a crap in the baby bed. Pure jeolousy. That lasted for about 1 week and that cat got the boot.

I am not sure if we took it to an animal shelter or actually found somebody to take it. It was a rare pure bread worth about $600. Didn't matter - you take priorities in life as many people posted here, children take priority to your animals.
 
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heatherrae said:
I HATE my cat. I can't even tell you how much. She has peed in my bed, scratched up my furniture, scratched my carpet up, gets her nasty hair EVERYWHERE and you can't vaccuum this stuff up. It's like crazy glue. It is mere guilt that keeps me from dropping her at the pound TODAY.

Yesterday, I came home and sat down on the chair with devin and thought, "Hmmm..why is my butt wet? I must have let a bottle leak on the chair?" Then, I thought about it more and realized that I KNEW I didn't do that. THEN THE SMELL HIT ME!!! Holy crap! I wanted to KILL that cat. So, I took all the cushions off and sprayed them with an enzyme cleaner made just for that purpose and aired them out in the sun for hours. JESUS that is NASTY! Thank goodness this cleaner actually was the bomb and took the smell out, but that is just gross. I want to strangle this cat on a daily basis.

I HATE HER HATE HER HATE HER!

one of our 3 indoor "neutered" male cats used to spray/pee in the house. It would get angry about something and it would happen pretty frequently. I'd bet it has been doing it more since D'nerion has been here.
If you really want to see all that it has done, get a black light. Cat pee has alot phosophrous and glows, you can see ALL the old places and the new.

We now have 2 outdoor cats and one indoor. Also, we have all new tile floors, she Kiltzed all the walls multiple times where the glowing spots were and put some enzyme shit down on the concrete before the tile was lain. One spot, she had the wall removed and new sheetrock added, needless to say, it was QUITE expensive.
 
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