My husband PEED on my chair

[Bikini Mod]

i would just put him down.

You are heartless.

 

[Bikini Mod]

What are you laughing at? Shit, ain't nobody dun did pee in MAH chair!

 

[Mr. dB]

Put him in the car, drive 20 miles out of town, then put him out in a field somewhere.

 

[heatherrae]

or put him in a bag with a rock and throw him in the lake...lol

 

[Bikini Mod]

Put him in the car, drive 20 miles out of town, then put him out in a field somewhere.

See now I already did that couple times, fucker kept finding his way back home. You think I would have learned from his parents though, no matter how many times they moved their damned trailer while he was at school that bastard would keep showing up regardless!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

See now I already did that couple times, fucker kept finding his way back home. You think I would have learned from his parents though, no matter how many times they moved their damned trailer while he was at school that bastard would keep showing up regardless!

Sometimes it took me days to find the trailer!

 

[Bikini Mod]

or put him in a bag with a rock and throw him in the lake...lol

That's an issue to as he has enough bf where the fucker floats. I am strong, but not strong enough to lift a rock that would be dense enough to keep him at the bottom.

*sigh*

What to do... what to do?!?!

Fuck me runnin. He even managed to piss Blue off so she wouldn't take him in even if I did lay out the money for his sorry ass to fly to Canada!

FUCK FUCK FUCK....

I gotta keep his sorry old ass afterall.

Dammit, I shoulda thought twice when I signed on that dotted line. 'Course it's not like I could get rid of my first husband either!!!

 

[*The_West*]

awesome parody

 

[heatherrae]

That's an issue to as he has enough bf where the fucker floats. I am strong, but not strong enough to lift a rock that would be dense enough to keep him at the bottom.

*sigh*

What to do... what to do?!?!

Fuck me runnin. He even managed to piss Blue off so she wouldn't take him in even if I did lay out the money for his sorry ass to fly to Canada!

FUCK FUCK FUCK....

I gotta keep his sorry old ass afterall.

Dammit, I shoulda thought twice when I signed on that dotted line. 'Course it's not like I could get rid of my first husband either!!!

perhaps just feed him a little anti-freeze then. lol.

 

[stephen4327]

i have snack cakes