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HammerNail
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On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
> >following people are stranded:
> >
> >- Two Italian men and one Italian woman
> >- Two French men and one French woman
> >- Two German men and one German woman
> >- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
> >- Two English men and one English woman
> >- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
> >- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
> >- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
> >- Two Irish men and one Irish woman
> >- Two American men and one American woman
> >
> >One month later, on these absolutely stunning
> >deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
> >following things have occurred:
> >
> >* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
> >the Italian woman.
> >
> >* The two French men and the French woman are living
> >happily together in a menage a trois.
> >
> >* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
> >of alternating visits with the German woman.
> >
> >* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
> >the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
> >
> >* The two English men are waiting for someone to
> >introduce them to the English woman.
> >
> >* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
> >woman and started swimming to another island.
> >
> >* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
> >instructions.
> >
> >* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
> >store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman
> >pregnant in order to supply employees for their
> >store.
> >
> >* The two Irish men divided the island into North
> >and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember
> >if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy
> >after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However,
> >they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
> >
> >* The two American men are contemplating suicide,
> >because the American woman will not shut up and complains
> >relentlessly about her body, the true nature of
> >feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do
> >anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment,
> >the equal division of household chores, how sand and
> >palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
> >respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and
> >how her relationship with her mother is the root/cause
> >of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a goddamn
> >cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all
> >rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle
> >of !@#%* nowhere so she can get her nails done and go
> >shopping...
> >following people are stranded:
> >
> >- Two Italian men and one Italian woman
> >- Two French men and one French woman
> >- Two German men and one German woman
> >- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
> >- Two English men and one English woman
> >- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
> >- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
> >- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
> >- Two Irish men and one Irish woman
> >- Two American men and one American woman
> >
> >One month later, on these absolutely stunning
> >deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
> >following things have occurred:
> >
> >* One Italian man killed the other Italian man for
> >the Italian woman.
> >
> >* The two French men and the French woman are living
> >happily together in a menage a trois.
> >
> >* The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
> >of alternating visits with the German woman.
> >
> >* The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
> >the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
> >
> >* The two English men are waiting for someone to
> >introduce them to the English woman.
> >
> >* The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
> >woman and started swimming to another island.
> >
> >* The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting
> >instructions.
> >
> >* The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor
> >store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman
> >pregnant in order to supply employees for their
> >store.
> >
> >* The two Irish men divided the island into North
> >and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember
> >if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy
> >after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However,
> >they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
> >
> >* The two American men are contemplating suicide,
> >because the American woman will not shut up and complains
> >relentlessly about her body, the true nature of
> >feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do
> >anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment,
> >the equal division of household chores, how sand and
> >palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
> >respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and
> >how her relationship with her mother is the root/cause
> >of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a goddamn
> >cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all
> >rescued off this god-forsaken deserted island in the middle
> >of !@#%* nowhere so she can get her nails done and go
> >shopping...
