masturbation times?

[flyingjer]

guys, got the funniest story from my manager about shooting fast
(mind you it was hilarious when he told it, and might not be as good on here)
Here it goes, he was a two minute chump, as he was about to cum, he would go down on the girl, cum in the sheets, and go back at it in a couple minutes, she never knew, but when he was done the second time , 20min later, haha, she was like, how in the hell did you shoot on my ankle, and he was like, i am good like that, some bullshit, but it was freaking hilarious when he told it, maybe something you would like to try

 

[Phaded]

guys, got the funniest story from my manager about shooting fast
(mind you it was hilarious when he told it, and might not be as good on here)
Here it goes, he was a two minute chump, as he was about to cum, he would go down on the girl, cum in the sheets, and go back at it in a couple minutes, she never knew, but when he was done the second time , 20min later, haha, she was like, how in the hell did you shoot on my ankle, and he was like, i am good like that, some bullshit, but it was freaking hilarious when he told it, maybe something you would like to try

FUCKING BRILLIANT IDEA..

 

[PICK3]

dude i can jerk off for hours , ive actually rubbed my shit raw a few times

you should put that on your resume'

 

[Razorguns]

i cna't cum during sex. ic an only cum with my hand. wokrs pretty good, no pregnancies and can fuck for hours.

thank god u alld o'nt know me personally, otherwise this would be TMI category.

 

[feisty11975]

I have been told in order to prolong ejacluation...think about something non-sex related like bills or something.

 

[hotzie]

you should put that on your resume'

i do