last night i ate some pussy

[Austin316]

cruel and unusual punishment is what this is

 

[Sub-Zero]

klu was looking really hot last night, so i figured id bust some sweet hammy moves on her and get her panties all wet. So i started kissing her passionately, while caressing her ample breasts. Slowly i moved down and started kissing and biting her neck, she loves that and started squirming with pleasure. I removed her shirt then started circling her nipples with my tongue, i could hear her start to moan heavily by this time, as her nipples stood fully erect in my mouth. I decided to move my hands down to her panties, and smoothly moved them underneath. By this time her pussy was fully soaked and penetrating it was no problem. She moved her hips to the movement of my hand as i slowly moved a finger or two in and out of her wetness. For some reason i decided i would start kissing her bellybutton. By now i had caught a wiff of that sweet honey pot called her pussy and i dont know why but i kept kissing lower and lower until by lips finally made contact with her throbbing clit. I licked and sucked it for a few, my face fully drenched in her sweet aroma, she must of came at least 5 times in those first few minutes since this was the first time i had ever gone down on her. I couldnt get enough of that sweet pussy, i bet i was down there for a half hour before she begged me to put my cawk deep inside of her.

dude that gave me a boner... you could write those cheesy romance (porn) novels that women in their 40's read

 

[Sub-Zero]

you lost me at DEEP then i knew you were lieing...

owned

 

[Sub-Zero]

You had me going until that part.

owned

 

[Austin316]

this thread shoulnd't have been moved considering its a joke thread, move it back

 

[The Shadow]

You know whats better than getting a BJ while watching a football game??






















getting a BJ while watching a movie ABOUT A football game

 

[Cutiebaby]

dude that gave me a boner... you could write those cheesy romance (porn) novels that women in their 40's read

wtf??? lol...yes harlequin romance novels.....my mother reads them.lmao

 

[HiDnGoD]

, as her nipples stood fully erect in my mouth. Ok none of this really happened since hammy dont lick no damn kitty, phew, i posted on ef last night and watched some poker on tv, then i went to bed

OK, I knew this was a fabrication , 'cause I know there's no way a rodent's mouth will fit over a real woman's nipples.
If you need to contract that out, I'm your man.

 

[exotic_island_girl]

ewww sicko.... lol

 

[kills]

Hammy,I say you really need to give that girl some real pleasure,and dive in there.Dont be scared,it wont bite you lol.Oh and dont give me that excuse"I please my women in other way's"Because i know from experience that you can give a woman great pleasure by muff diveing"and i am not small in the penis department".I really enjoy watching my women quiver and squirm with delight when i go down.I think oral is a 2 way street,if you like to recieve it then you should be willing to give it.Soklueless Hold out on him girl till he can give you some.Oh and Hammy it just taste like chicken........NOT